Crazy Funny Sexy SMS Messages !

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker

1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat

Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
“W”ant
“O”ne
“M”an for
“E”very
“N”ight

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai

choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?

Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.

all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…

Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?

A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will be dry …

sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily

Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.

Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi

4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

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  4. Hello ,
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  5. meri har baat teri har wo raat se aachi hogi,
    meri har baat teri har wo baat se acchi hogi,
    doli se sar nikalkar dekhna,
    meri aarthi tere barat se acchi hogi

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  6. these are good and sexy.

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  8. Aandon Ne Kaha Loron Say Ham Apni BhI Union Banayen Gay, Bohet Ho Gye Bhen CHudaye Ab ham Bhi Andar Jayen Gay

  9. woh tatte bhi kya tatte hote hain, Jo khoade lund ke neeche sote hain. Sala lund to andar maze lene chala jaata hai, Yeh choot pe sar patak-patak ke rote hain!

  10. MALANG BABA:
    baita hamesha apni se bari ko Maa….Choti ko Beti….aur Barabar Wali ko Behan maano……
    BOY:
    Babaji Phir ye LORA bhi aaphi rakhlo…Bhang Kootne ke Kaam aayega :P

    • sale teri gand mar lunga . bhen k land .goli mar dunga gand me muh se goli with tatti nikal aayegi. aage se kabhi kisi baba ya guru par koi v bat ya joke mat likhna.

  11. hair oil ke add me oil dekhate hai,tea ke add me tea leaf dekhate hai police ke add me police dekhate hai per wisper ke add me kuch nahi dekhate …… jago grahak jago………

  12. ek college ka girls & boys ka group piknik per bus se ja raha tha waha antakschadi ki do teem bani girs & boys ki.
    girls: hum tumhe hara ke dikhayege
    boys; lo hum har gaye aab dekhaoo

  13. sali jija se: jija ji 500 rupee do agle hafte doungi..
    jija: 1500 rupee le lo per abhi de do

  14. Don…………..Don….

    Don…..Jab Karina Ne DON ki Pent Utari Tab Jake Pata Chala ke don ka itna chota hei ke “DON KO PAKARNA MUSKIL NAHI NA MUMKIN HAI…………

  15. girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
    mom: yes
    girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega

  16. Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
    Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
    Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
    Boy : Aur lo gee.
    Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

  17. One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

    Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
    Paki : “hai.”>
    Indian : “gand me dal de”
    …and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
    next day paki got a call….

    Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
    Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
    Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
    ….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
    third day again paki got the call from the same Indian

    Indian : “saria hai?”
    Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
    Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
    …..and indian disconnects the call

  18. i love these type of messages

  19. Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon
    Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon
    Par jab aap ka SMS nahi milta to
    Dil karta hai aap ki Gaand Phaar doon

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      • ek ladka jeb me 50rs. lekar rand ke pass gya. per rand to 100 he leti hi ladka reqest kiya to rand maan gye, per back side per. ladka gand marna start kar diya. rand paad mari poooooooo………… ladka.. kya huaa rand….. badal garja hoga. ladka mut diya rand…..ye kya huaa. ladka …badal garja tha na to barish huaa. rand tatti kar di ladka ye kya hua … rand.. barish huaa na to kichar ho gya.. ladka moka samjh gya rand palat kar pudi me dalne laga ??? aap iska ans do?

      • hi jiya, this is dev wanna be good frnd wit me.

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      • mera land chuso jiya

      • gaand marale jiya

    • girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
      mom: yes
      girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega

  22. these sms r very very sexy n funny

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  24. dor kahhin ik basti
    jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
    jitna chodo itna hasti thi
    app indian bhi bhhot hasty ho
    kya tum sab wahin par basty ho

    • HUM JAHA INDIAN BASTE HAI VAHA TO AAP JAISO KO ROJ LOG CHODTE HAI.YAKIN NA AAYE APNE PICHAVADE KO CHHU KE DEKHLO

    • apni maa se pooch liyo pehle wo bhi bahut hasti thi uski choot main jab ye ndian foladi land gaya to rone lagi……..tabhi tu gaand sa paida ho gaya……

      • aby salo tumhary lund ma itna dam hota to hum indian larkyan aaj pakistanyo k pyaray or lambay motay lund kyo chosty or gaand main laty

      • sahi

      • is pakistani ki amma ka bur…

      • to bhoshdiki mere pass aja tero ko indian maja chakhata hu fir tum indian lund hi roj leno ko tatpar rahogi pakistani ladkiya indian ke pas chudavane ayegi itni chodege ki maje 6e mar jaogi.
        i m proud of india.

    • ye sari randiya to tere ghar ki he masti hai kya bey foren me choot kyu itni sasti hai sali hai teri ma bahne ki vaha nahi vaha bikti isliliye yaha valo se fasti hai sach batau to teri ma ki choot bhosdi k land me tum tum logo k itna tav nii isiliye foren ki randiya bhi indiya me 1 bar chudva le to isi india me bast
      i hai

    • dor kahhin ik basti
      jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
      jitna chodo itna hasti thi
      app pakistani bhi bhhot hasty ho
      kya tum sab wahin par basty ho

    • indian me sub randiya hasty hai
      to tu india me ake dekha taro ko
      india vale gand marke rulayenge
      tero ko india me randi nahi gay
      banake bheje ge.

      • Salo tum logo ky lun m dam huta to saniya mriza paki ka lun lyti m to kuhd ak pakistani ka lun lo gi agr kisi indain m dam h to a ky mari pohdi m apna lun dy agr maja aya to phr bato gi jaldi ao paki boyz uff jo maja daty h wo tum dy sakty ho ma chud

    • ha bhosdike waha pe mene teri ma ko aur teri bahen ko bhi choda tha aur wo jor jor se chilaaa..rahi aur hastey hastey kah rahi thi indian ke pass chudavane me bahot maja ata hai. our phir mene teri ma bahen ki gand bhi mari thi. tereko indian maja lena he to aja tu bhi jor jor se hasenga.

  25. Boy’s Last wish:

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    marte samey 1 ghoont beer pila dyna
    mein taj mehal nhi mangta yaroo
    bus meyri qabar par 1 girls hostel bana dyna

    • maderchod bhosdi ke chutiye jhatu sale pakistani teri maa ki chut mein bomb laga dunga main bhosdi ke chutiya hote ho tum sab pakistani itni bar INDIA walo se apni bahan chudwa chuke ho phir bhi akal nhi aayi kya

      • bita chop teri ma yaha nangi pakistan waly k sat hean

      • wesy yar agar teri maa ki chot may naswar dalo to kisa lagyga yar kia mast chot hean iski itna zolam nahi karonga pir may lun kis may andar karonga bita tu aja teri gand b tait hogi

      • chinal kje rand ke bacche kela kha bhad we madar chod teri maa rand

      • O salo india walo bat suno….batan to boht bari bari krty ho laken agar itna hi tm logon main pani hota to tmhari bahn hmary pas na ati hahahahahaha sham on u india

  26. Arz kya hay :

    khuda bachaye in haseeno sy
    in mehjabeno sy
    in nazneenosy
    magar in haseeno ko kon bachaye ga?
    hum jysy kamino sy

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  28. vo chale gaye hamari kabr par moot ke
    isi bahane darshan ho gaye choot ke

    • abe loda jo teri kabr par moot ne
      ke liya aya tha vo kutti thi.
      tujhe saram nahi ayi sale kutti
      ki choot ko bhi nahi sodta.

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  37. Qutub Minar ko dekh kar Kabir ne farmaya….Qutub Minar ko dekh kar Kabir ne farmaya….
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      “M”an for
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    A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 de traffic rules near de college campus.
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    Noukrani Confused

    Wo na
    mei tmhari Mama k liye usey saf kar rahi thi
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Ekbar Exam me Question tha,
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    Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor kar Last Page par Likha,
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    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    Sardar:no disc insrted ;->
    ……….

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    ,,,,,,,,,,

    Sardar ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gye…
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    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Police: Tumhien kal
    subah 5 bajey
    phansi di jaye gi.

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    ,,,,,,,,,,

    Sardar on phone: “Maa kush khabri hai”
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    Sardar:”Hum 2 say 3 ho gayeh”
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  136. Na gul se na gulshan se gulfam bhaija hai
    sitaron ne aasman se salam bhaija hai
    mubarik ho aap ko eid ki khushian
    hum ne teh dil se yeh paigham bhaija hai

  137. Yaad kar k tuje hum eid ki raat
    hum bi janan!udas rehte hain
    rabta tuj se dil ka aisa hai
    door reh kar pas rehte hain

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  138. Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
    18+ DINRAAT
    28+ ROZRAAT
    38+ JUMERAAT
    48+ CHANDRAAT
    58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
    ek chouri chahiye

  139. Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
    18+ DINRAAT
    28+ ROZRAAT
    38+ JUMERAAT
    48+ CHANDRAAT
    58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
    ek chouri chahiye

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    chaand taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
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    Girl:
    maa ki chut ka na de vaasta,
    kholti hoo bra aa kar le naasta

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    __________________________________________

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    __________________________________________

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    Paki : “saria (rod) hai? ”
    Indian : “hai.”>
    Paki : “gand me dal de”
    …and the Paki disconnected the call.Again on the
    next day Indian got a call….

    Same Paki : “saria hai ?”
    Indian (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
    Paki : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
    ….and the Paki disconnected the call. On the
    third day again Indian got the call from the same Paki

    Paki : “saria hai?”
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    kind regards
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  185. •Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki….
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    Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
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  186. PATI =apne ghar pahucha aur patni se kahta hai janu chai bnao na.
    PATNI = aaj to billi sara dhudh pi gai hai
    PATI= kitni bar kaha hai bra pahn kar soya kro.

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    Bcoz the lord almighty
    sentenced them to:
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    “HANG TILL DEATH”

  191. 6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy :-

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    4 year old boy :-

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  406. 1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
    Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
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    Pathan: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.
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    Larki: dhatt tere ki . . .

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    Ghareeb:zoor say hass kar bola Kyon k BACHPAN main mere paas koi aur KHILONA nahi tha.

  417. Pathan Gadhe ko Chodne laga to BV ne dkh lya

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    Or

    Aap Ki Aankhon Main Aansu Aajaen

    To

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    K

    ,

    ,

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    .
    .
    B.V:
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    .
    .
    Phatan:
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    Q K

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    aap jis kadar mumkin ho muslims k damagh me ye baat bithain ge k hum kea hain,
    pehli baat to yeh he k hum kea is dunya me sirf ye khaana peena or mooj masti karne aae hain ya hamara maqsad koi or he kabhi is cheez pe ghor kia he
    kher asal mozu ki taraf aata hu dunya daari apni jagah or mazhab apni jagha
    aap log to jaante hi hoonge k pakistan q bana magar ye hindu or indians muslims b shayad yeh nahi jaante k kio bna
    to me batata hu ” asal me muslim pe shuru se hi yeh hindu zulm karte hue aae hain or aaj tak kisi na kisi bahane ye zulm kar rahe hain or ta qiyamat karin ge q k surah baqra me jab hamara khuda hamse keh raha he k ye kaafir,gher muslim kabhi b tumhaare nahi ho sakte ye sirf mu pe hi khush nazar aae ge magar in k dilo me ta qiyamat muslmaano k liye nafrat hi rahe gi
    yeh hamari soch he k hum boht jald dhoka kha jaate hain k yeh hamareh kher khoa hain magar aisa kuch b nahi
    boht se muslim in k rang me rang jaate hain kea kabhi inko b kabhi muslmaano k rang me dhalte dekha kise na
    kal parso ek jagah parha k hinduo ne government se ipeel ki he k jo gaae mata ki qurbaani kare ga usko sarkaari tor pe sazae moot ya umar qed di jae
    pakistan ki aazadi k baad in hiduo ne hazaro muslmaan oorato ki nazuk aiza kaat kr train me lahore pohnchwaae they or kaha the eid ul fitr ka tohfahe le lo
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    or kashmeer me hamari muslim behno k saath kea ho raha he ye hindu fooji hamila oorato k bache nikaal kar unko wapisi daal dete hain bhai ko majboor karte hain k behen (sister) k saath zina karo
    ya khuda yeh kea ho raha he muslim k saath or hum hain k dhooke ki patti aankho pe bandhi he
    history utha kar dekho in k kaarnaamo ko,
    inhi cheezo ko dekh kar muslmaano ne apna ek alag or aazaad muslim mulk banaya jise allah ta qiyaamat qaaim o daaim rakhe ga aaameen!
    yahi cheez in indians ko gawara nahi yani hamari aazaadi or un se nijaat
    afsoos k aaj indians muslims b hinduo k saath ho kar pakistanio ko kam ter nazar se dekhte hain
    aaj mazhab koi ehmiat nahi rakhta qoom parasti ehmiyat rakhti he
    example agar indian hindu agar pakistani muslim se jhagra kar raha he to indian muslim waha aajae to wo kis ki taraf daari kare ga
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    hamare indian muslim bhai boht se abhi mazhab se boht peeche hain jinhai kuch islaam ka maalum nahi or apni taraf se ya suni sunai hadees beyaan kar dete hain or usko khabar b nahi rehti k kab wo islaam se khaarij ho gea
    me apne mulk pakistan or pakio se bhot mohabbat karta hu or tamaam muslims se
    is liye yeh sab likha he
    q k is site pe b boht se paki or indians aate hain
    mera maqsad kisi muslim ka dil dukhana nahi he agar koi baat buri lagi ho indian ya paki muslim ko to muaaf kijiye ga
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  500. or ek cheez
    khaas kar pakistanio se
    woh yeh k ye firqo k chakkar se nikal jao warna haqiqat me gumrah ho jao ge zra ghor to karo har firqa yeh maanta he k wo haq pe he or baaqi sab gumraah hain is liye kisi k chakkar me na paro bazaar se tafseer wala quraan or sahih bukhari or muslim sharif le kar aao
    q k in books pe sab hi firqe muttafiq hain
    le kar aao or khud parho or dekho k mazhab kea he
    or yeh qabroo or mazaaro k chakkar me na pro jo maangna he allah se maango q k jo tum kisi or se maango ge to tub bhi allah hi dega or jab direct allah se maango ge to tab bhi wahi de ga
    bus ye shetaan or us k chelo ne gumrah kar dia he
    yaha saudia me hamari nabi ki qabar he jo k bilkul matti ka dhair he or waha kharey b nahi honey detey kisi ko or na maangne ya qabar ko choomne dete hain
    q k yah cheez na hamare nabi se saabit he or na hadees se or na kisi sahaba se
    agar aisa kuch hota to jese doosre masail saamne hain wese ye b hota k mazaaro pe ja k maango ya sajda karo
    agar parhe likhe ho or khuda ne aqal di he to khud hi koi raah nikaalo
    kabhi fursat mil jaae to utha kar parh lo in kitaabo ko b
    aaj hamare or gher musli k mazhab me kea farq reh gea he
    aaj hum logo ne b murdo or bejaano ko poojna shuru kar dia he
    khaas kar oorato ne

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