Crazy Funny Sexy SMS Messages !

Posted on August 11, 2006 by Johnson

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker

1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat

Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
“W”ant
“O”ne
“M”an for
“E”very
“N”ight

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai

choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?

Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.

all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…

Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?

A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will be dry …

sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily

Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.

Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi

4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

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345 Responses

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  4. praveen, on February 8th, 2007 at 9:29 am Said:

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  6. GANESH, on March 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 am Said:

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  10. ezzatdaar, on March 28th, 2007 at 6:50 pm Said:

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    BOY:
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  14. neeraj patel, on April 26th, 2007 at 6:10 am Said:

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  16. neeraj patel, on May 7th, 2007 at 6:00 am Said:

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    mom: yes
    girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega

  17. surbhi, on May 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm Said:

    Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
    Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
    Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
    Boy : Aur lo gee.
    Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

  18. Rajkumar Meerwal, on May 30th, 2007 at 4:49 am Said:

    One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

    Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
    Paki : “hai.”>
    Indian : “gand me dal de”
    …and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
    next day paki got a call….

    Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
    Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
    Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
    ….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
    third day again paki got the call from the same Indian

    Indian : “saria hai?”
    Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
    Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
    …..and indian disconnects the call

  19. Awais, on June 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am Said:

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  186. Deja Vu, on February 14th, 2008 at 1:53 pm Said:

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    Indian : “hai.”>
    Paki : “gand me dal de”
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    next day Indian got a call….

    Same Paki : “saria hai ?”
    Indian (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
    Paki : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
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    Paki : “saria hai?”
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    Paki : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
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  187. Deja Vu, on February 14th, 2008 at 2:01 pm Said:

    Dear Rajkumar Meerwal:

    I’m from Pakistan, your Joke is very gud but you involve our countries, i think you want to prove something but dear brother, we all have to respect eachother, please don’t get personel.
    Just to calculate your own feelings by your joke submitted invertly, isn’t that hurting, i just want to convey.

    kind regards
    Aamir Xaffar Siddiqi

  188. dinesh, on February 17th, 2008 at 9:56 am Said:

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  189. dinesh, on February 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am Said:

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  190. Charushila, on February 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm Said:

    Legs utha ke karo. Tange faila ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.

  191. Charushila, on February 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm Said:

    •Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki….
    “Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
    Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
    2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
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  192. kapil, on February 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am Said:

    PATI =apne ghar pahucha aur patni se kahta hai janu chai bnao na.
    PATNI = aaj to billi sara dhudh pi gai hai
    PATI= kitni bar kaha hai bra pahn kar soya kro.

  193. kaleem khan, on February 25th, 2008 at 12:17 pm Said:

    tamanna tum bhi rakhtiho tamanna main bhi rakhta hon fark itna hai ki main lamba rakhta hon tum chapta rakhti ho

  194. malik, on February 26th, 2008 at 7:36 am Said:

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  195. sanju, on February 26th, 2008 at 7:28 pm Said:

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    EK SARDAR SEX KARATE KARATE THAK KAR BOLA AB BALANCE KHATM HO GAYA RECHARGE KARANA PADEGA. VAHI PASS ME LETA USAKA MUNNA CHADDI NIKALKAR BOLA : CHHOTA RECHARGE CHALEGA KYA ?

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  196. darz, on February 27th, 2008 at 7:49 am Said:

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    .
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    “HANG TILL DEATH”

  197. darz, on February 27th, 2008 at 7:53 am Said:

    6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy :-

    “dude i found a condom in the balcony”

    4 year old boy :-

    “what’s a balcony ?????”

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  198. RAJ, on February 28th, 2008 at 8:07 am Said:

    Kutte ke bache ne apni ma se pucha,
    “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
    Maa boli,
    “Pata nahi beta , koi samaz sewak the…
    Piche se aaye the,
    aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

    A Couple was sitng in d Garden,Sudnly a Dog$Bitch came $ Kiss each othr!Boy-Janu agr Tm Bura na Mano to Me bhi.Grl-Ok pr Zra Smbhlkr,khin Kutiya Tmhe kat na le.

    Gabar-Ar O Sambha Kitne Ltr Tail Hai Tore Pas
    Sambha-2 Ltr Srdar
    Gbr-1Lr Mere Lun Pe Laga de or 1Ltr Sms Padne Wale Ki Gand Pe Sala ajkal msg hi nahi bhejta

    Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman ?
    A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
    To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass.

    Yakeen naheen kar paati hoon,
    tumne bhi mujhko yaad kiya!
    aur main hoon aisi pagli,
    teri khatir khuda ko bhula diya!
    jab chanda muskaata tha,
    mast hawa jab behti thi!
    yaad tumhari aate hi,
    gudgudi choot mein hoti thi!
    rimjhim-rimjhim barkha mein,
    jab bilkul tanha main hoti!
    takiye pe sar ko rakh karke
    tere lund ki yaad mein thi roti!
    soch ke dil bhar aata hai,
    sang hote to kya ho sakta tha!
    main har pal chooma karti tumko,
    har lamha mera ho sakta tha!
    ab jab tum aa jaoge,
    chun lenge hum phir se kadiyan!
    choomungi hur pal lund ko,
    madhur banayenge ghadiyan !
    ek saal se tanhaa hoon ,
    milne par aankhen bhar aayengi !
    tere badan ko chhute hi ,
    choot meri beh jaayegi !
    main haath tumhare baandhoongi ,
    phir lund ko jee bhar choosoongi !
    ro-rokar kahoge chodo mujko ,
    main ghanton tak bas choosoongi !
    jab lund tumhara royega ,
    phir choosoongi main nipple !
    ik baras rahi kaise main , tab samz aayega tujko ,
    phir tum maafi maangoge ,
    main phir bhi roothoongi tumse !
    tum kaan ko haath lagaoge ,
    chuso meri, phir kahoongi tumse!!
    tum choot mein jeebh ghusaoge,
    mere shikwe beh jaayenge!
    jaanghon mein tumhe dabate hi,
    faasle sab mit jaayenge ! mummo ko sahlate hi,
    gaand pe haath firaate hi !
    jab lund choot mein jaayega ,
    mit jaayenge sab gile mere ,
    phir, dil se dil mil jaayega ! kabhi main upar aa jaungi,
    kabhi mujhe bana lena ghodi !
    hum tum ik dooje ko chodenge ,
    lakhon mein ek, humaari jodi !
    tum mujhe bana lo apna ,
    koi naheen hai tum jaisa !
    har pal royi hoon main tum bin ,
    hua jo thha, phir naa ho waisa!!

    Girl-Maa aj mera dusri bar rape hua hai.
    Maa-maine kaha tha na aage se dhyan rakhna.
    Girl- Maa maine aage se to dhyan Rakha per haramkhor ne piche se ghusa dia

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    Man went 2buy a Condom SALESGIRL-May i hold ur penis 4 size? MAN-My plesure! S’GIRL-Giv him”M”. Wait,giv him”L”. No,giv him”XL” Oh Shit,giv him Tissue paper..

    3 good manners of male penis:

    1) Courteous – It stands before performing.
    2) Emotional – It cries during the performance.
    3) Polite – It bows down after the performance.

  199. RAJ ( rj_pkl@yahoo.com ), on February 28th, 2008 at 8:36 am Said:

    Man to his wife after their first Night: U don’t make any noise like Ah, Uh,Oh,during sex, why?
    wife-i stopped that habit whn i was 18.

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    Husband apne sasural me biwi se:aaj sex karte hai.
    Biwi: Nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
    Hus:To kya mere baap ka ghar Red light area hai jo roz taiyar ho jati ho?

    girl 2 boy..
    hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
    paani kam tha,
    boy 2 girl…
    tum to thi hi gaandu teri fuddi mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
    gayi thi jahaan paani kam thaa…

    Sardar ne jalti aag ko bujane keliye phook mari, uska PADD nikal gaya.Dobara mari,phir se PADD nikal gaya.Sardar gusse mein chittar ghuma k bola:LE TU BUJha le.

    “Marriage is like going to a Resturant..
    U order..
    You choose from the menu,
    and then look at the
    neighbouring table and wish
    :KAASH:
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    Ur msg’s r like girls periods comes onLY 3-4 DAYS in a mnth..
    but my msg r like man’s SPERMS any times in a day.
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    Madam in Class :- Wat’s diffrenc B / W SIX n SEX..?
    Santa:- main bataon.
    Madam: yes
    Santa:- Balla utha k maro to SIX aur skirt utha k maro to SEX.

    Talaq ke baad Husband & Wife apna apna saaman alag karte hue
    Hus: Bra dete hue, ye lo tumhare dudh ka dhakan
    Wife: Underwear dete hue, ye lo Murday ka kafan,,,.

    1 NURSE sardar ke hath me newborn baby deti hai

    sardar chilane lagta hai ” ladka huya hai – ladka huya hai

    nurse : haramzade meri ungli chod , ladki huyi hai

    dear lady subscribers : due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service ur handset will vibrate for one hour

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    Dopahar ke khane ko english me kya kehte hain aur ager
    us ke akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai ?
    sahi jawab diya to sare ka sara tum la lena !

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  212. RAJ G, on March 4th, 2008 at 12:08 pm Said:

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    males are KAMINE KUTTE
    RASCALS

    kya kisi ne kuch galt ker diya
    ya
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  215. raghu, on March 7th, 2008 at 10:20 am Said:

    1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
    Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
    2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
    Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!

    Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
    Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
    Ek NE desh ke liye,
    Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!

    Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
    Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
    Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

    Judge: U r crossing the limits.
    Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
    Judge: How dare you call me saala?
    Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ’sa Law’ kehta hai?

    Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
    Saheb: Kal aana.
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  216. raghu, on March 7th, 2008 at 10:21 am Said:

    Kho Gayi Main

    kisi ne chura liya kyun mujhe dikhte nahi,
    hai mujhse roothkar chup-chaap baithe kahi,
    kyu is mousam mein aati hai bahut yaad,
    aur kaha kho gayi hu main dil lagane ke baad.

    Dil Mein Basa Ke Rakhna

    Hothon pe pyaar ka tarana rakhna,
    dil mein pyaar ka fasana rakhna,
    hum dil-o jaan se chahte hain aapko,
    bus hume apne dil mein basa ke rakhna.

    Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
    Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
    Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
    Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.

    LOG MUHABBAT KO KHUDA KA NAAM DETE HAIN,
    AUR AGAR KARO TO ILZAAM DETE HAIN,
    WO DO DILON KO MILA TO NAHIN SAKTE,
    PAR EK-DUSRE KO ZUDAA ZAROOR KAR DETE HAIN.

    AASHIKON KE DIL ME SAMANDAR HOTA HAI,
    ISKI HAR BOOND ME ISHQ HOTA HAI,
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  217. sanju, on March 7th, 2008 at 10:56 am Said:

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  218. sanju, on March 7th, 2008 at 11:00 am Said:

    Ek sardarji math se P.H.D kar chuke the interview k liye jate hai..lekin kafi der hone se sari seet full ho jaati hai, sardarji kafi request karte hai ki ek baar mera interview le lo.. interviewer tayyar ho jaata hai…bolta hai sardarji mai aapse do question puchunga hr question k do part honge, agar apne kinhi teen question k answer sahi diye , to mai aap ko rakh lunga chahe mujhe kisi ko bhi hatana pade.. Sardarji ready ho gaye.. interview kuch is tarah suru hua….

    Interviewer: ” jhhoooo jhuk jhuk…….jhaaa”….. kya hai?

    Sardarji: ” Saab ye to train hai”

    Interviewer:” Bahut acche ” waha shatabdi thi ya rajdhani”

    Sardarji( Ghabrakar); ” Aji ye kaise bta sakte hai?”

    Interviewer: Sardarji mai apse question puch raha hu aap sirf answer de…

    Sardarji: ” Theek hai….aapne badi jaldi jhuk jhuk bola tha to jarur ye shatabdi hogi”

    Interviewer: nahi sardarji ye rajdhani thi…koi baat nahi sardarji abhi do sawal aur hai….Aap theek se jawab denge to naukri aap ko mil jayegi….

    Interviewer( Apne haath ko aeroplane ki tarah ghumate hue): ye kya hai “jjjjj jjjjjjjjjj ………….”

    Sardarji: Yeh to plane hai saab…

    Interviewer: Sabaas sardarji ! yeh last sawal ka jawab de denge to naukri aap ki hi hai….
    ” Ye Indian airlines ka aeroplane tha ya kingfisher ka”

    Sardarji: ” Saab aap ajib sa sawal puchte hai” chalo koi baat nahi aap ne badi unchi haath dikhaya tha Isliye ye indian airlines hoga…

    Interviewer:Sorry sardarji ye Kingfisher airlines tha…chalo koi baat nahi agar aapne ek sawal ka jawab aur theek de diya hota to naukri aap hi ko milti…

    Sardarji ( mann hi mann gusse me): Chalo koi baat nahi Mai bhi aap se do sawal puchunga .. aap ne sahi jawab diya to sochunga aapne sahi interview liya hai….

    Interviewer( Ser hilate hue): Theek hai

    Sardarji( apni dono ungliyo ka gola banakar): ” Ye kya hai”

    Interviewer( gusse me): ye kya kar rahe ho sardarji

    Sardarji: Ab mai sawal puch raha hu aap jawab dijiye..

    Interviewer: ye to vagina hai….

    Sardarji: ” Ye aapki ma ki hai ya behen ki?”

  219. raghu, on March 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am Said:

    Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
    chahat Dil mai ho to jatana sikho..
    yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao…
    koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho…

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  220. raghu, on March 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am Said:

    Puchho mere Dil se.. tumhe paigam likhta hu,
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  221. raghu, on March 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am Said:

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    Mumkin nahi har ek k liye TAJ MAHAL banana..
    Par har Dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai

    Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
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