Crazy Funny Sexy SMS Messages !

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farhan, on January 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm said:

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- shakil, on August 30, 2010 at 4:57 am said:
  
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- shalini, on December 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm said:
  
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  - deepu, on October 9, 2012 at 1:44 pm said:
    
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  - Rana, on December 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm said:
    
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- shalini, on December 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm said:
  
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  - Udai Shety, on February 15, 2012 at 6:27 am said:
    
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  - sujeet, on April 3, 2012 at 10:38 am said:
    
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  - choudhary, on May 20, 2012 at 5:47 am said:
    
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    agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
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    par sex karo daily
- vicky, on October 16, 2012 at 6:03 am said:
  
  Hi………….
  
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- vicky, on October 16, 2012 at 6:07 am said:
  
  Hello…..
  
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omair, on January 25, 2007 at 11:07 am said:

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- sujeet, on April 3, 2012 at 10:40 am said:
  
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  - janvi, on December 24, 2013 at 8:12 am said:
    
    hello…………
DHARMESH RAJGOR, on February 2, 2007 at 11:10 am said:

Samne Khadi hai Ek Taxi, Usme Bethi Hai ek Sexy, Uski Utaro Maxi, Daldo Apni Pepsi,Kyuki Ye Pyase hai Badi..

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praveen, on February 8, 2007 at 9:29 am said:

Hello ,
All the SMS are Sexsy and Good

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- om, on November 21, 2009 at 4:20 pm said:
  
  Judge: Y u wan2 divorce ur wife?
  Husband:Main iss aurat sy khush nian hn.
  Judge(2 wife):is it correct?
  Wife: Sara mahala khush hai bus isse kanjar ko taklif hai
  
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  - badsha7, on December 21, 2011 at 3:23 am said:
    
    MEHALLAY WALOON KA HI PEHLA HUQ HOTA HAI JO HAR WAKT SAATH RAHTAY HAI ESLEYAI KAY MARD SUBUH JATA HAI AUR SHAAM KU AATA HAI………….BADSHA7
- zohaib qureshi, on October 3, 2010 at 11:24 am said:
  
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- suman, on January 31, 2011 at 9:00 am said:
  
  hi sexy aap ne sex kiya h
  
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  - arvind, on March 4, 2011 at 9:35 am said:
    
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  - kamran, on March 27, 2011 at 5:42 pm said:
    
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  - ankit, on June 4, 2011 at 3:53 pm said:
    
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  - nighthawknighthawk, on July 9, 2011 at 4:27 pm said:
    
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  - DIPAK, on August 8, 2011 at 7:03 am said:
    
    YES
  - badsha7, on December 21, 2011 at 3:28 am said:
    
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  - badsha7, on January 9, 2012 at 2:07 pm said:
    
    sex to karnaay ka nahi hota hai magar dekhanay ka ho ta hai agar dekhnay walay ho to badsha7
  - adnan, on March 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm said:
    
    ha kara h apke sath karna h karoge
  - choudhary, on May 20, 2012 at 5:48 am said:
    
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  - Rahul Bharti, on August 25, 2012 at 9:30 am said:
    
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  - mansion, on September 5, 2012 at 6:39 am said:
    
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  - love dange, on March 3, 2013 at 2:09 am said:
    
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- kajal, on October 18, 2011 at 3:23 pm said:
  
  tere choot mai mera lund teri choot ho gai basam
  
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  - manoj, on October 23, 2011 at 6:13 am said:
    
    teri chut ma sa pani nikla aur muja maza aya.
    or tuja bhi maza aya .kyki ya choot basam ka liya nahi ha ya to chosana ka liya ha
  - vinod, on November 20, 2011 at 8:43 pm said:
    
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  - ashish, on December 4, 2011 at 5:10 am said:
    
    apni gand marane ki jaldi padi hai kya
  - badsha7, on December 21, 2011 at 3:37 am said:
    
    LU to hota hai basam magar CHU to hati hai pasand……….badsha7
  - choudhary, on May 20, 2012 at 5:45 am said:
    
    kajal contact me for chudai
  - amey, on May 4, 2016 at 9:42 am said:
    
    Teri chut hai thandi mera lawada hai garam
- badsha7, on December 21, 2011 at 3:25 am said:
  
  do u like sexy messages…………badsha7
  
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  - shalini, on December 21, 2011 at 4:30 pm said:
    
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  - anny, on December 23, 2011 at 1:13 pm said:
    
    yes
- Ahmed Nawaz, on September 30, 2012 at 5:11 am said:
  
  hi parveen you are right
  
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- jam, on February 9, 2013 at 8:45 pm said:
  
  friend
  
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benjy, on March 23, 2007 at 5:27 am said:

you rock

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GANESH, on March 23, 2007 at 8:46 am said:

meri har baat teri har wo raat se aachi hogi,
meri har baat teri har wo baat se acchi hogi,
doli se sar nikalkar dekhna,
meri aarthi tere barat se acchi hogi

GANESH…….(((())))

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- siyaram mishra, on July 23, 2009 at 11:04 am said:
  
  hi rinki i send to one more shayri
  
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Himanshi, on March 28, 2007 at 1:37 pm said:

these are good and sexy.

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- ankit, on June 4, 2011 at 3:49 pm said:
  
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  - ashih, on June 2, 2012 at 12:35 pm said:
    
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- maan, on September 23, 2011 at 7:37 pm said:
  
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Himanshi Bhattacharya, on March 28, 2007 at 1:44 pm said:

Hai Ravi, I love you and want to have a coffe with you immediately. Please come Na.

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- freaktronics, on October 9, 2009 at 6:39 pm said:
  
  sure i want to have a dinner wid u
  
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- sajag, on March 7, 2010 at 11:26 am said:
  
  Hi dear himanshi
  
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- nick, on June 23, 2010 at 7:06 am said:
  
  hi himanshi i love u.
  
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- ravi, on October 9, 2010 at 9:08 am said:
  
  i love you
  
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  - shalini, on December 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm said:
    
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- salman rusdi, on December 16, 2010 at 2:32 pm said:
  
  Aap soch rahe hai ki aap ko bhula rakha hai,
  aap ko dil mein chhupa rakha hai,
  koi dekh na le aapko isiliye,
  aankhon ki palkon ko jhukha rakha hai
  
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- sunny, on December 24, 2010 at 7:35 pm said:
  
  chooot me khujli ho rahe hi.
  
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  - mera lund tyaar hai, on December 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm said:
    
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  - deepak, on August 1, 2012 at 10:17 am said:
    
    land chahiye kya??????
- ravi, on May 31, 2011 at 6:25 pm said:
  
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  +9779802034462
  
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- Sunu, on February 24, 2012 at 2:34 pm said:
  
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ezzatdaar, on March 28, 2007 at 6:47 pm said:

Aandon Ne Kaha Loron Say Ham Apni BhI Union Banayen Gay, Bohet Ho Gye Bhen CHudaye Ab ham Bhi Andar Jayen Gay

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ezzatdaar, on March 28, 2007 at 6:50 pm said:

woh tatte bhi kya tatte hote hain, Jo khoade lund ke neeche sote hain. Sala lund to andar maze lene chala jaata hai, Yeh choot pe sar patak-patak ke rote hain!

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- Ali, on November 1, 2011 at 12:44 am said:
  
  O e teri mom ke phody mara
  
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Sikander, on April 11, 2007 at 11:50 am said:

MALANG BABA:
baita hamesha apni se bari ko Maa….Choti ko Beti….aur Barabar Wali ko Behan maano……
BOY:
Babaji Phir ye LORA bhi aaphi rakhlo…Bhang Kootne ke Kaam aayega 😛

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- ali, on April 26, 2012 at 10:44 am said:
  
  sale teri gand mar lunga . bhen k land .goli mar dunga gand me muh se goli with tatti nikal aayegi. aage se kabhi kisi baba ya guru par koi v bat ya joke mat likhna.
  
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neeraj patel, on April 20, 2007 at 12:11 pm said:

hair oil ke add me oil dekhate hai,tea ke add me tea leaf dekhate hai police ke add me police dekhate hai per wisper ke add me kuch nahi dekhate …… jago grahak jago………

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neeraj patel, on April 26, 2007 at 4:23 am said:

ek college ka girls & boys ka group piknik per bus se ja raha tha waha antakschadi ki do teem bani girs & boys ki.
girls: hum tumhe hara ke dikhayege
boys; lo hum har gaye aab dekhaoo

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neeraj patel, on April 26, 2007 at 6:10 am said:

sali jija se: jija ji 500 rupee do agle hafte doungi..
jija: 1500 rupee le lo per abhi de do

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D#@/\/\uu Rajgor From Bhuj Kutch Gujarat., on May 4, 2007 at 7:17 am said:

Don…………..Don….

Don…..Jab Karina Ne DON ki Pent Utari Tab Jake Pata Chala ke don ka itna chota hei ke “DON KO PAKARNA MUSKIL NAHI NA MUMKIN HAI…………

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neeraj patel, on May 7, 2007 at 6:00 am said:

girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
mom: yes
girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega

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surbhi, on May 11, 2007 at 2:27 pm said:

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

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- vishwas, on December 5, 2009 at 11:18 am said:
  
  i love this sms. to itana achha or itana sexy sms bheja hai to tum kitani achhi or sexy hogi….
  
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- hiiiii, on May 20, 2011 at 6:52 am said:
  
  hiii
  
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- hemo, on November 1, 2011 at 9:48 am said:
  
  gool gappe nahi mera dalke dkeho ek baar gool gappe ko bhi bhul javoge jab mera under jayega tab 🙂
  
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- vikas, on December 12, 2011 at 5:51 am said:
  
  le lo maza aayenga
  
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- rajbharat, on January 8, 2012 at 3:10 am said:
  
  Hi myself dr. kavita bharatraj. I m lady dr. sp. in all ladies problems. only girls can mail me rajbharat29@yahoo.com
  
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  - Roop, on March 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm said:
    
    M parigant hu gi hun mujy bato m kaya karo m or mara boyfrnd boht tens hn sagi hum kr ni sakty
- Tamesh, on February 12, 2012 at 4:19 pm said:
  
  surbhi, choot chatne do gi na. pyass lagi hai
  
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  - Roop, on March 14, 2012 at 4:17 pm said:
    
    Ha jo marzi ly lo i am ready come on
- jitendrasinh, on March 9, 2012 at 11:39 am said:
  
  abe tune kabhi gool gapey liye hai kya anibhav bol raha hai.
  
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- tanuj, on May 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm said:
  
  paley kiss karo
  
  fer kapay utaro
  
  aur tang upare karo
  
  aur necha haat dal kar check karo ki baby na su su to nahi kar deya h
  
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Rajkumar Meerwal, on May 30, 2007 at 4:49 am said:

One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Paki : “hai.”>
Indian : “gand me dal de”
…and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
next day paki got a call….

Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
third day again paki got the call from the same Indian

Indian : “saria hai?”
Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and indian disconnects the call

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- Alpesh shah, on September 13, 2009 at 11:50 am said:
  
  I like most this type of sexy messages.
  
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- sikandar roy, on July 21, 2010 at 7:02 am said:
  
  wah yaar maja aagya, good luck
  
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- rsa, on January 19, 2011 at 12:20 pm said:
  
  teri ore indein ki maa ki chot tu paki ko iss thara bola
  
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  - herry, on November 11, 2011 at 7:58 am said:
    
    teri maaka bhosla ,,,,,,,,,,,aur tere paki,,, maaka ki bhosla
    bhoslike tum nikle khan se aur shan patti dikhate hon,,,,,,,,,,,,,, teri maaka aur teri bhenka bhosla
  - vinit sungh, on January 4, 2012 at 6:05 pm said:
    
    tmhari maa ka bhosda maa k laude pakistan ki maa ki chut….
  - jitendrasinh, on March 12, 2012 at 8:13 am said:
    
    abe bhosdike humari ma ki to chut hai. lekin tumari ma ki nahi lagti isi liye sab paki gand me se ate tabhi me socha raha tha ki ye paki ki jamin napak kaise peda hua.
- indian@gmail.com, on March 30, 2012 at 7:44 am said:
  
  next day paki trace the number and called indian : “sariya hai”
  Indian replied “gaand mai lena hai”
  
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  - Ahmed Nawaz, on September 30, 2012 at 5:27 am said:
    
    Kia Sare Indian sariya gand ma lete haen
  - Ahmed Nawaz, on September 30, 2012 at 5:38 am said:
    
    suna hae indian girls chudwati bahut maze se haen
- Raj, on August 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm said:
  
  Ii think sania mirza ur sis ney tumhy yeah batia ho ga about paki saria ……. Saloooo hijrdy ho tum sab …
  
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Awais, on June 10, 2007 at 11:35 am said:

i love these type of messages

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Papu, on June 10, 2007 at 3:17 pm said:

Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon
Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon
Par jab aap ka SMS nahi milta to
Dil karta hai aap ki Gaand Phaar doon

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- SAJEEL, on January 20, 2012 at 4:06 pm said:
  
  ZABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAR DAST YAR MIND BLOWING MUJHY BHI KOI AYSY SMS KI TALASH THI
  
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  - narsing navale, on February 16, 2012 at 9:22 am said:
    
    suuuppper dupppppper
Anna Bahi, on June 11, 2007 at 10:09 am said:

ohhhhhhhh kya kayaiiiiiiiiii
all smm r sexyyyyy bhaiiiiiiiii

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Ashu, on June 23, 2007 at 1:40 pm said:

09873522282,

Ye Dil Mange Mor

dur gawn me ek gasti thi
uski gaand me bari masti thi jitna dalo utna hasti thi
ap kyo itna haste ho
kya ap bhi vahi par baste ho

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- jiya sharma, on September 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm said:
  
  u so funny pls send in mty id jiyaj25@gmail.com
  
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  - sikandar roy, on July 21, 2010 at 7:25 am said:
    
    ek ladka jeb me 50rs. lekar rand ke pass gya. per rand to 100 he leti hi ladka reqest kiya to rand maan gye, per back side per. ladka gand marna start kar diya. rand paad mari poooooooo………… ladka.. kya huaa rand….. badal garja hoga. ladka mut diya rand…..ye kya huaa. ladka …badal garja tha na to barish huaa. rand tatti kar di ladka ye kya hua … rand.. barish huaa na to kichar ho gya.. ladka moka samjh gya rand palat kar pudi me dalne laga ??? aap iska ans do?
  - dev, on April 30, 2011 at 7:45 pm said:
    
    hi jiya, this is dev wanna be good frnd wit me.
    
    dev
  - Tamesh, on February 12, 2012 at 4:30 pm said:
    
    mera land chuso jiya
  - choudhary, on May 20, 2012 at 5:52 am said:
    
    gaand marale jiya
- MAHESH, on May 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm said:
  
  girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
  mom: yes
  girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega
  
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- Musman, on September 1, 2023 at 6:55 pm said:
  
  Sonu ko jawab dena chahiye na ho to fir bhi job Dena chahie
  
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Imran, on July 5, 2007 at 11:23 pm said:

these sms r very very sexy n funny

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- ayush, on December 2, 2011 at 8:04 am said:
  
  ma lounda bahen k lounda dhahezar ke chode jhantu sms yar maja na aaya
  
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ayush, on July 7, 2007 at 8:31 am said:

yaar really good msgs…

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Shawn, on July 20, 2007 at 1:38 am said:

dor kahhin ik basti
jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
jitna chodo itna hasti thi
app indian bhi bhhot hasty ho
kya tum sab wahin par basty ho

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- RAJ, on May 31, 2010 at 2:23 am said:
  
  HUM JAHA INDIAN BASTE HAI VAHA TO AAP JAISO KO ROJ LOG CHODTE HAI.YAKIN NA AAYE APNE PICHAVADE KO CHHU KE DEKHLO
  
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  - rsa, on January 19, 2011 at 12:26 pm said:
    
    very good i agers with you
  - kajal, on March 20, 2011 at 5:29 pm said:
    
    main indian ho magar jitni kus hum indian larkia marwaty hain itny dunyaa ki koi orat nae marwaty ha hum to fruit waly se bhi chudwa laity hain magar jo maza hame pkistani lun ka ata hai wo khusray indians main nae ata
  - salman, on August 19, 2011 at 6:47 pm said:
    
    tum gand marwane k bad cho kar daikh te hona
  - rihan, on January 29, 2012 at 5:33 pm said:
    
    ya is to good
- pakistaniyon ka baap, on January 4, 2011 at 6:24 pm said:
  
  apni maa se pooch liyo pehle wo bhi bahut hasti thi uski choot main jab ye ndian foladi land gaya to rone lagi……..tabhi tu gaand sa paida ho gaya……
  
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  - kajal, on March 20, 2011 at 5:31 pm said:
    
    aby salo tumhary lund ma itna dam hota to hum indian larkyan aaj pakistanyo k pyaray or lambay motay lund kyo chosty or gaand main laty
  - indian, on April 9, 2011 at 1:14 pm said:
    
    sahi
  - vinit sungh, on January 4, 2012 at 6:11 pm said:
    
    is pakistani ki amma ka bur…
  - jitendrasinh, on March 9, 2012 at 11:54 am said:
    
    to bhoshdiki mere pass aja tero ko indian maja chakhata hu fir tum indian lund hi roj leno ko tatpar rahogi pakistani ladkiya indian ke pas chudavane ayegi itni chodege ki maje 6e mar jaogi.
    i m proud of india.
- arpir, on July 15, 2011 at 9:55 am said:
  
  ye sari randiya to tere ghar ki he masti hai kya bey foren me choot kyu itni sasti hai sali hai teri ma bahne ki vaha nahi vaha bikti isliliye yaha valo se fasti hai sach batau to teri ma ki choot bhosdi k land me tum tum logo k itna tav nii isiliye foren ki randiya bhi indiya me 1 bar chudva le to isi india me bast
  i hai
  
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- herry, on November 13, 2011 at 3:46 pm said:
  
  dor kahhin ik basti
  jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
  jitna chodo itna hasti thi
  app pakistani bhi bhhot hasty ho
  kya tum sab wahin par basty ho
  
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- jitendrasinh, on March 10, 2012 at 5:38 am said:
  
  indian me sub randiya hasty hai
  to tu india me ake dekha taro ko
  india vale gand marke rulayenge
  tero ko india me randi nahi gay
  banake bheje ge.
  
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  - Roop, on March 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm said:
    
    Salo tum logo ky lun m dam huta to saniya mriza paki ka lun lyti m to kuhd ak pakistani ka lun lo gi agr kisi indain m dam h to a ky mari pohdi m apna lun dy agr maja aya to phr bato gi jaldi ao paki boyz uff jo maja daty h wo tum dy sakty ho ma chud
- jitendrasinh, on March 12, 2012 at 9:36 am said:
  
  ha bhosdike waha pe mene teri ma ko aur teri bahen ko bhi choda tha aur wo jor jor se chilaaa..rahi aur hastey hastey kah rahi thi indian ke pass chudavane me bahot maja ata hai. our phir mene teri ma bahen ki gand bhi mari thi. tereko indian maja lena he to aja tu bhi jor jor se hasenga.
  
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  - Momi, on August 4, 2013 at 6:15 pm said:
    
    Larky ak lun py atrty h jub larkun ky pass atina kuch huta h wo to ni itrti h
Shawn, on July 20, 2007 at 1:41 am said:

Boy’s Last wish:

mujhe jala dyna ya dafna dyna
marte samey 1 ghoont beer pila dyna
mein taj mehal nhi mangta yaroo
bus meyri qabar par 1 girls hostel bana dyna

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- Manjeet Malik, on April 12, 2011 at 7:33 pm said:
  
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ayzi, on November 30, 2007 at 9:17 pm said:

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_/?_

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_/?_

(“,)
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ayzi, on December 7, 2007 at 10:08 pm said:

-SUHAG RAT- WIFE:
Pechay Nahi Aage daltay hain
Husband:
Tumhen Kese pta?
WIFE:
Mera dost mere Age dalta tha
Husband:
Tu chup kar,
Mera dost mere peche dalta tha

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- Roop, on March 17, 2012 at 5:30 pm said:
  
  Ik din pata h kaya hua m apny boyfrnd ky sath gi os ky falyt m os ny mary kapry uotary or m hu gi nagi or sub sy phly boobs(dohd) dabay phr mun m dala kr costa rha or phr mari podhi m ap y mota or lumba lun dala phr to wo maza aya kaya bato tum logon ko aya mja ni aya to a jo m do mja
  
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ayzi, on December 7, 2007 at 10:08 pm said:

Girl:
Dr Mere BooBz bohat Chote hai
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Dr:
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Girl:OK
Husband ko B laongi
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ayzi, on December 7, 2007 at 10:09 pm said:

MoM 2 KiD: Jo bAche AnGuThA chosTe hy unkA PAiT PhooL JATA hy…

1 Din bAche ne ek PreGnAnT lADy ko dekhA or kAhA:
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ayzi, on December 7, 2007 at 10:09 pm said:

Ik din soo raha tha mera lund bekhabar.
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Woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar.
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ayzi, on December 7, 2007 at 10:10 pm said:

Teacher:Love kia hay?
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ayzi, on December 7, 2007 at 10:11 pm said:

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Haath Underwear Ki Gehrai Me…

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ayzi, on December 7, 2007 at 10:12 pm said:

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Judge(2 wife):is it correct?
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ayzi, on December 10, 2007 at 10:45 pm said:

2 Girls Talking
1st:”Pehle Usne Mere Boobs Sehlaye Phir Nipples Ko Chusa
Phir Lun Hath Mai Rakh Dia”
2nd:Phir?
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- Naina, on March 6, 2012 at 5:33 pm said:
  
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  - prdeep, on October 17, 2012 at 11:26 am said:
    
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ayzi, on December 10, 2007 at 10:47 pm said:

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Q.K?

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- Naina, on March 6, 2012 at 5:55 pm said:
  
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B( . )( . )B’s

Mainne sirf DEKHNE ko kaha tha,
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ayzi, on December 19, 2007 at 11:43 pm said:

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ayzi, on December 19, 2007 at 11:43 pm said:

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Salesman: ye 60 ki

Girl: or sasti

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Or sasti

Ye 20 ki

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ayzi, on December 19, 2007 at 11:49 pm said:

Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

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- ashish, on March 20, 2012 at 5:01 am said:
  
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  ma ke loure ma ki chooooooooooooooot ma ka bhoslaaaaaa
  
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ayzi, on December 19, 2007 at 11:53 pm said:

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Ye car kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe car per bohot door le gai,sab kaprre uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne car le li,kaprro ka mai kya karta…..!

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…………………………………………..

Kash Bandook ki koi Dukan hoti,

Agar Hamain uski pehchan hoti,

Bhar detay apki Gaand ko Golion se,

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Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology & physiology?
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A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 de traffic rules near de college campus.
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Kid Noukrani se Rat ko tm mere Papa ki nono ko mouh me le kr andr bahir Q kr rhi thi?

Noukrani Confused

Wo na
mei tmhari Mama k liye usey saf kar rahi thi
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Ekbar Exam me Question tha,
“Challenge kise Kehte Hai?”

Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor kar Last Page par Likha,
“Apne Baap ki Aulad hai to Pass kar k Dikha!!

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- jiya sharma, on September 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm said:
  
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ayzi, on December 19, 2007 at 11:58 pm said:

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Friend: Te fir ki hoya?

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frnd: film ka naam kya tha.?
Sardar:no disc insrted ;->
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Sardar ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gye…
Gaon walon se pucha,
“Yahan koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?”
Gaonwale Bole: “Nahi babu,
Ek he thi woh aap le gaye……..

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Police: Tumhien kal
subah 5 bajey
phansi di jaye gi.

Sardar: HA HA HA!

Police: Q has rayeh ho?

Sardar: Main to subah 8 bajey uthta hoon!!
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Sardar on phone: “Maa kush khabri hai”
Maa:”Bol beta”
Sardar:”Hum 2 say 3 ho gayeh”
Maa:”Mubarak ho beta huwa ya beti”
Sardar:”Meri biwi nay dusri shaadi kar li
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imran yousuf memon (electronics), on December 20, 2007 at 7:19 am said:

Na gul se na gulshan se gulfam bhaija hai
sitaron ne aasman se salam bhaija hai
mubarik ho aap ko eid ki khushian
hum ne teh dil se yeh paigham bhaija hai

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imran yousuf memon (electronics), on December 20, 2007 at 7:21 am said:

Yaad kar k tuje hum eid ki raat
hum bi janan!udas rehte hain
rabta tuj se dil ka aisa hai
door reh kar pas rehte hain

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raj, on December 21, 2007 at 7:44 am said:

Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
ek chouri chahiye

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raj, on December 21, 2007 at 7:57 am said:

Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
ek chouri chahiye

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- jiya sharma, on September 19, 2009 at 7:17 pm said:
  
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- Naina, on March 6, 2012 at 6:24 pm said:
  
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  - Ali, on March 27, 2012 at 6:20 pm said:
    
    Jab 30 sal ky bandy ko 18 sal ki bivi maly gi to wo roky ga kasy or jb wo jab py cala jay to m a jaya karo wo maza do ga ky to apny yr ko bohl gy gi mara l un ak dafa kisi pohdi m chala jy wo dobara kisi ka lun ni lti mary lun ky alwa azma lo
raj, on December 21, 2007 at 7:59 am said:

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Insp: Bus kar F.I.R. likha rahi hai ya Mera khada kar rahi hai?

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I love sexy SMS and cut girls if any body interested to do friendship with me can send me mail.

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Thanks

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raj, on January 19, 2008 at 11:12 am said:

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Vicky, on January 19, 2008 at 6:45 pm said:

chamak chandni chaand ki, cham chamana chut ka.
agar hai diwana chut ka, to jao jaapan jaha karkhana chut ka,

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Vicky, on January 19, 2008 at 6:50 pm said:

Girl comes late;
Boy:
chaand taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.
Girl:
maa ki chut ka na de vaasta,
kholti hoo bra aa kar le naasta

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Vicky, on January 19, 2008 at 7:00 pm said:

wife-sunoji, kutte ko kaisa pata chalta hai ki kutiya ka mann kar rha hai ?
Hsbnd- soongh kar.
wife- to bahen ke lund tujhe jukaaam hai kya?

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vinay, on January 24, 2008 at 2:41 pm said:

What is confidence?
One day ten boys decided to propose a girl….
9 boys came with roses…
one boy came with a condom. Thats confidence…..

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Fail Hota hai ,,
GhareeB ka ….

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- reena, on March 27, 2010 at 8:24 am said:
  
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faiZan kHaN.., on February 11, 2008 at 10:36 am said:

Kabhi jo hum nahi honge , Kaho kis ko batao ge , Woh apni uljhane sari , Woh becheni me doobe pal , Woh ankhon me chupe ansoo , Kise phir tum dikhao ge , Bohat bechen hoge tum , Bohat tanha rah jao ge , Bohat chaho ge phir bhi tum , Hume na dhoond pao ge , Kabhi jo hum nahi honge , Kaho kis ko batao ge !!..

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faiZan kHaN.., on February 11, 2008 at 10:38 am said:

1 Shaks pas rah ker samjha nahi mujhe , Is baat ka malaal ha shikwa nahi mujhe , Me is ko bewafai ka ilzaam kese doon , Us ne to ibteda se he chaha nahi mujhe , Pathar samajh kar paoon ki thoker per rakh diya , Afsos teri ankh ne parkha nahi mujhe , Akhir kaar mujhko to jana tha ay ajnabi , Acha hoa k toone roka nahi mujhe !!..

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faiZan kHaN.., on February 11, 2008 at 10:40 am said:

Tumhari yadon k zakham jab bharne lagte hen , Kisi bahane se tumhen yaad karne lagte hen , Bhoolne ki koshish jari ha lekin , Yaad karne k bahane milne lagte hen , Dosti, Mohabbat bematlab he sahi , Zindagi me iski kami mahsoos karne lagte hen , Zindagi udasi ka doosra name sahi , Khushyo ki rah hum aj bhi takte hen , Tumne wada to nahi kya mujh se milne ka , Hum phir bhi ek aas kyoo dil me rakhte hen , Bas kisi bahane se tumhen yaad karne lagte hen!!..

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faiZan kHaN, on February 12, 2008 at 7:53 am said:

Bhale hi toote mera dil tumse magar pyar aj bhi hai,
Tere liye mere dil mein woh bahar aaj bhi hai,
Jis raah chal diye tum mera saath chor kar,
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Suji, on February 13, 2008 at 6:15 am said:

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Deja Vu, on February 14, 2008 at 1:53 pm said:

One Indian having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

Paki : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Indian : “hai.”>
Paki : “gand me dal de”
…and the Paki disconnected the call.Again on the
next day Indian got a call….

Same Paki : “saria hai ?”
Indian (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Paki : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the Paki disconnected the call. On the
third day again Indian got the call from the same Paki

Paki : “saria hai?”
Indian (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Paki : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and Paki disconnects the call

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Deja Vu, on February 14, 2008 at 2:01 pm said:

Dear Rajkumar Meerwal:

I’m from Pakistan, your Joke is very gud but you involve our countries, i think you want to prove something but dear brother, we all have to respect eachother, please don’t get personel.
Just to calculate your own feelings by your joke submitted invertly, isn’t that hurting, i just want to convey.

kind regards
Aamir Xaffar Siddiqi

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- Srivastava, on March 11, 2012 at 6:54 pm said:
  
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dinesh, on February 17, 2008 at 9:56 am said:

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dinesh, on February 17, 2008 at 10:00 am said:

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Thanks

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Charushila, on February 18, 2008 at 2:20 pm said:

Legs utha ke karo. Tange faila ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.

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Charushila, on February 18, 2008 at 2:21 pm said:

•Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki….
“Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
( charu_2sx@yahoo.co.in)

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kapil, on February 25, 2008 at 11:31 am said:

PATI =apne ghar pahucha aur patni se kahta hai janu chai bnao na.
PATNI = aaj to billi sara dhudh pi gai hai
PATI= kitni bar kaha hai bra pahn kar soya kro.

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kaleem khan, on February 25, 2008 at 12:17 pm said:

tamanna tum bhi rakhtiho tamanna main bhi rakhta hon fark itna hai ki main lamba rakhta hon tum chapta rakhti ho

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malik, on February 26, 2008 at 7:36 am said:

all sms r very nice
i like sexy sms

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sanju, on February 26, 2008 at 7:28 pm said:

ALL SMS ARE VERY FUNNY.

EK SARDAR SEX KARATE KARATE THAK KAR BOLA AB BALANCE KHATM HO GAYA RECHARGE KARANA PADEGA. VAHI PASS ME LETA USAKA MUNNA CHADDI NIKALKAR BOLA : CHHOTA RECHARGE CHALEGA KYA ?

ANY SEXY LADY WANNA CHAT OR SMS CONTACT ON EMAIL.

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darz, on February 27, 2008 at 7:49 am said:

The saddest part of a man’s body
is his balls (tatte).

Bcoz the lord almighty
sentenced them to:
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“HANG TILL DEATH”

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darz, on February 27, 2008 at 7:53 am said:

6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy :-

“dude i found a condom in the balcony”

4 year old boy :-

“what’s a balcony ?????”

Heyyyy plz post ur response 😉

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RAJ, on February 28, 2008 at 8:07 am said:

Kutte ke bache ne apni ma se pucha,
“Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
Maa boli,
“Pata nahi beta , koi samaz sewak the…
Piche se aaye the,
aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

A Couple was sitng in d Garden,Sudnly a Dog$Bitch came $ Kiss each othr!Boy-Janu agr Tm Bura na Mano to Me bhi.Grl-Ok pr Zra Smbhlkr,khin Kutiya Tmhe kat na le.

Gabar-Ar O Sambha Kitne Ltr Tail Hai Tore Pas
Sambha-2 Ltr Srdar
Gbr-1Lr Mere Lun Pe Laga de or 1Ltr Sms Padne Wale Ki Gand Pe Sala ajkal msg hi nahi bhejta

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman ?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass.

Yakeen naheen kar paati hoon,
tumne bhi mujhko yaad kiya!
aur main hoon aisi pagli,
teri khatir khuda ko bhula diya!
jab chanda muskaata tha,
mast hawa jab behti thi!
yaad tumhari aate hi,
gudgudi choot mein hoti thi!
rimjhim-rimjhim barkha mein,
jab bilkul tanha main hoti!
takiye pe sar ko rakh karke
tere lund ki yaad mein thi roti!
soch ke dil bhar aata hai,
sang hote to kya ho sakta tha!
main har pal chooma karti tumko,
har lamha mera ho sakta tha!
ab jab tum aa jaoge,
chun lenge hum phir se kadiyan!
choomungi hur pal lund ko,
madhur banayenge ghadiyan !
ek saal se tanhaa hoon ,
milne par aankhen bhar aayengi !
tere badan ko chhute hi ,
choot meri beh jaayegi !
main haath tumhare baandhoongi ,
phir lund ko jee bhar choosoongi !
ro-rokar kahoge chodo mujko ,
main ghanton tak bas choosoongi !
jab lund tumhara royega ,
phir choosoongi main nipple !
ik baras rahi kaise main , tab samz aayega tujko ,
phir tum maafi maangoge ,
main phir bhi roothoongi tumse !
tum kaan ko haath lagaoge ,
chuso meri, phir kahoongi tumse!!
tum choot mein jeebh ghusaoge,
mere shikwe beh jaayenge!
jaanghon mein tumhe dabate hi,
faasle sab mit jaayenge ! mummo ko sahlate hi,
gaand pe haath firaate hi !
jab lund choot mein jaayega ,
mit jaayenge sab gile mere ,
phir, dil se dil mil jaayega ! kabhi main upar aa jaungi,
kabhi mujhe bana lena ghodi !
hum tum ik dooje ko chodenge ,
lakhon mein ek, humaari jodi !
tum mujhe bana lo apna ,
koi naheen hai tum jaisa !
har pal royi hoon main tum bin ,
hua jo thha, phir naa ho waisa!!

Girl-Maa aj mera dusri bar rape hua hai.
Maa-maine kaha tha na aage se dhyan rakhna.
Girl- Maa maine aage se to dhyan Rakha per haramkhor ne piche se ghusa dia

“Dharmraj khusre se:- apna hisab do ki duniya me kya karke aaye ho..
Khusra:- aisa bhi kya de kar bheja tha jo hisab maang rahe ho..!

Man went 2buy a Condom SALESGIRL-May i hold ur penis 4 size? MAN-My plesure! S’GIRL-Giv him”M”. Wait,giv him”L”. No,giv him”XL” Oh Shit,giv him Tissue paper..

3 good manners of male penis:

1) Courteous – It stands before performing.
2) Emotional – It cries during the performance.
3) Polite – It bows down after the performance.

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RAJ ( rj_pkl@yahoo.com ), on February 28, 2008 at 8:36 am said:

Man to his wife after their first Night: U don’t make any noise like Ah, Uh,Oh,during sex, why?
wife-i stopped that habit whn i was 18.

I went to fucked a lady …When I insert inch One , She says its none…When I insert inch Two , She says its few…When I insert inch Three , She says its free…When I insert inch Four , she says its want more…..When I insert inch Five , She says its just like a knife…When I insert inch Six , She says its fix…When I insert inch Seven , She says i m feeling in a heaven…When I insert inch Eight , She says its great…When I insert inch Nine , She says its hole of mine…When I insert inch Ten , She says are you a donkey or a man…

Husband apne sasural me biwi se:aaj sex karte hai.
Biwi: Nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Hus:To kya mere baap ka ghar Red light area hai jo roz taiyar ho jati ho?

girl 2 boy..
hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
paani kam tha,
boy 2 girl…
tum to thi hi gaandu teri fuddi mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
gayi thi jahaan paani kam thaa…

Sardar ne jalti aag ko bujane keliye phook mari, uska PADD nikal gaya.Dobara mari,phir se PADD nikal gaya.Sardar gusse mein chittar ghuma k bola:LE TU BUJha le.

“Marriage is like going to a Resturant..
U order..
You choose from the menu,
and then look at the
neighbouring table and wish
:KAASH:
VO ORDER KIYA HOTA..!

Ur msg’s r like girls periods comes onLY 3-4 DAYS in a mnth..
but my msg r like man’s SPERMS any times in a day.
BE A MAN..NO MSG MATLAB JUGAD KHRAB HAI TERA

Madam in Class :- Wat’s diffrenc B / W SIX n SEX..?
Santa:- main bataon.
Madam: yes
Santa:- Balla utha k maro to SIX aur skirt utha k maro to SEX.

Talaq ke baad Husband & Wife apna apna saaman alag karte hue
Hus: Bra dete hue, ye lo tumhare dudh ka dhakan
Wife: Underwear dete hue, ye lo Murday ka kafan,,,.

1 NURSE sardar ke hath me newborn baby deti hai

sardar chilane lagta hai ” ladka huya hai – ladka huya hai

nurse : haramzade meri ungli chod , ladki huyi hai

dear lady subscribers : due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service ur handset will vibrate for one hour

so keep it in ur PUSSY AND ENJOY
CUSTOMER CARE

EK SAWAL ?
Dopahar ke khane ko english me kya kehte hain aur ager
us ke akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai ?
sahi jawab diya to sare ka sara tum la lena !

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RAJ G, on March 4, 2008 at 12:08 pm said:

khushboo kya huya why u wrote this

males are KAMINE KUTTE
RASCALS

kya kisi ne kuch galt ker diya
ya
is liye naraz ho ke kisi ne tere saath kuch kiya nahi

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raghu, on March 7, 2008 at 10:20 am said:

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ’sa Law’ kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.

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raghu, on March 7, 2008 at 10:21 am said:

Kho Gayi Main

kisi ne chura liya kyun mujhe dikhte nahi,
hai mujhse roothkar chup-chaap baithe kahi,
kyu is mousam mein aati hai bahut yaad,
aur kaha kho gayi hu main dil lagane ke baad.

Dil Mein Basa Ke Rakhna

Hothon pe pyaar ka tarana rakhna,
dil mein pyaar ka fasana rakhna,
hum dil-o jaan se chahte hain aapko,
bus hume apne dil mein basa ke rakhna.

Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.

LOG MUHABBAT KO KHUDA KA NAAM DETE HAIN,
AUR AGAR KARO TO ILZAAM DETE HAIN,
WO DO DILON KO MILA TO NAHIN SAKTE,
PAR EK-DUSRE KO ZUDAA ZAROOR KAR DETE HAIN.

AASHIKON KE DIL ME SAMANDAR HOTA HAI,
ISKI HAR BOOND ME ISHQ HOTA HAI,
JAB YE FOOT PADTA HAI AANKHON SE,
TO ISE ROK PAANAA BADA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI.

IN ANKHO KO DEKH KAR CHAAND BHI SHARMA JAYE….
AYE JAANAM HUMARI GUJARISH ZARA SUN LO….
APNI PALKEN JHUKAYE HI RAKHNA…….
KAHIN HUMSE KOI KHATA NA HO JAYE….

Aap soch rahe hai ki aap ko bhula rakha hai,
aap ko dil mein chhupa rakha hai,
koi dekh na le aapko isiliye,
aankhon ki palkon ko jhukha rakha hai….

apni agooosh main ik rooz chupa loo muj ko…
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mangnay se na millon to chura loo muj ko…

Mari Chahtain Tum Se

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sanju, on March 7, 2008 at 10:56 am said:

ek baar ek baap apne ladke ko gaon se city paise lene k liye bhejta hai… per raaste me ek jungle padta tha….baap apne bete ko samjhata hai ki tu apne saath cow aur bachda leke jana…. per beta aate waqt khayal rakhna …. aate waqt jungle padega jisme khatarnak daku rehte hai… tu waha se din me hi aana agar tujhe raaste me raat ho jaye to to chahe seher me ho ya jungle me bs usi jagah ruk jana aage bilkul nahi aana … theek hai ladka samajh jata hai….ladka city se paise le leta hai aur aate-2 jungle me use raat ho jaati hai… per wo sochta hai mai ek jawan ladka hu mujhe koi kya kahega ye sochkar wo aage-2 jane lagta …itne me thoda aage jate hi daku use pakad lete hai… daku uske purey paise cheenkar nanga kar dete hai …. itne me daku k sath ka ek admi bolta hai sardar hum iski cow le lete hai…mujhe doodh peene kafi door jana padta hai… sardar kehta hai theek hai..wo bachda aur ladke ko ek ped se baandh dete hai aur chale jaate hai , subah ladke ka baap fikr karta hai aur use 5-10 adminyon k sath lathi leke jungle me dhoondne nikal padta hai… jungle me baap apne bete ko ped se nanga bandha pata hai…. wo jaakar jaldi se use kholta hai……. ladka khulte hai ek aadmi se laathi cheenkar bachde ko marta hai– aur maarta hai, maarta rehta hai… sab use rokte hai puchte hai kya hua… ladka: saale ko raat se samjha raha hu ththn(doodh) nahi hai ye … thnnn nahi hai ye”

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sanju, on March 7, 2008 at 11:00 am said:

Ek sardarji math se P.H.D kar chuke the interview k liye jate hai..lekin kafi der hone se sari seet full ho jaati hai, sardarji kafi request karte hai ki ek baar mera interview le lo.. interviewer tayyar ho jaata hai…bolta hai sardarji mai aapse do question puchunga hr question k do part honge, agar apne kinhi teen question k answer sahi diye , to mai aap ko rakh lunga chahe mujhe kisi ko bhi hatana pade.. Sardarji ready ho gaye.. interview kuch is tarah suru hua….

Interviewer: ” jhhoooo jhuk jhuk…….jhaaa”….. kya hai?

Sardarji: ” Saab ye to train hai”

Interviewer:” Bahut acche ” waha shatabdi thi ya rajdhani”

Sardarji( Ghabrakar); ” Aji ye kaise bta sakte hai?”

Interviewer: Sardarji mai apse question puch raha hu aap sirf answer de…

Sardarji: ” Theek hai….aapne badi jaldi jhuk jhuk bola tha to jarur ye shatabdi hogi”

Interviewer: nahi sardarji ye rajdhani thi…koi baat nahi sardarji abhi do sawal aur hai….Aap theek se jawab denge to naukri aap ko mil jayegi….

Interviewer( Apne haath ko aeroplane ki tarah ghumate hue): ye kya hai “jjjjj jjjjjjjjjj ………….”

Sardarji: Yeh to plane hai saab…

Interviewer: Sabaas sardarji ! yeh last sawal ka jawab de denge to naukri aap ki hi hai….
” Ye Indian airlines ka aeroplane tha ya kingfisher ka”

Sardarji: ” Saab aap ajib sa sawal puchte hai” chalo koi baat nahi aap ne badi unchi haath dikhaya tha Isliye ye indian airlines hoga…

Interviewer:Sorry sardarji ye Kingfisher airlines tha…chalo koi baat nahi agar aapne ek sawal ka jawab aur theek de diya hota to naukri aap hi ko milti…

Sardarji ( mann hi mann gusse me): Chalo koi baat nahi Mai bhi aap se do sawal puchunga .. aap ne sahi jawab diya to sochunga aapne sahi interview liya hai….

Interviewer( Ser hilate hue): Theek hai

Sardarji( apni dono ungliyo ka gola banakar): ” Ye kya hai”

Interviewer( gusse me): ye kya kar rahe ho sardarji

Sardarji: Ab mai sawal puch raha hu aap jawab dijiye..

Interviewer: ye to vagina hai….

Sardarji: ” Ye aapki ma ki hai ya behen ki?”

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raghu, on March 8, 2008 at 10:20 am said:

Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
chahat Dil mai ho to jatana sikho..
yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao…
koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho…

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raghu, on March 8, 2008 at 10:37 am said:

Puchho mere Dil se.. tumhe paigam likhta hu,
Sath gujri bate tamam likhta hu,
Diwani ho jati hai wo Kalam bhi,
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raghu, on March 8, 2008 at 10:39 am said:

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Par har Dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai

Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
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- pYASA lUND, on August 2, 2010 at 4:56 pm said:
  
  India ki Maa kA bHOSRA bHARWE..
  
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girl sharma kar nechay dekhne lagii

ik larka khara ho kar boola

sar dekhoo ma ki lorri nakal marr rahii hai

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son : baba main shadi nahi karoon ga

bapp: kyun putar

son : porra gaoon mare mangetar ko texii kehta hai

baap : o chal putaaar dafa kar kitni chaliii ho gee

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shayar na kaho…. ki unse fir milne ki aas hai
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par kya kare dil bhi to unhi ke paas hai….
kahi unhe dard na dena…hum seh nahi paayenge
saanso k bina sahi… par unke bina hum reh nahi paayenge

unse se ab yeh dard ke rishte ban chuke hai..
hum mar jate par sirf unke ek ishaare k liye ruke hai..
agar khush hote hai hume wo jalta dekh…
to hum unki iss qwaahish k aage bhi jhuke hai

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Ek sardar ne apne bete ka naam pakistan rakha.
kisine puchha ye naam kis liye?
sardar bola logo ko dikhana chahta hu ke me
harroj pakistan ki maa chodta hu.

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Ek ladki ne chirag ragura ,us main se jin nikla
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ladki ne kaha meri pyais bujaa do
jin bola
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rai, on April 8, 2008 at 7:24 pm said:

ek mom aur son dono saath bath kar rahe the
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rai, on April 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm said:

ek sardar ko us ke biwi ne kaha main aaj subah apna brazier change kar rahe thi tab ek larka mujhe dekh raha tha..sardar oi phir tu ne keya keya ?
biwi:main ne brazier main apna mounh chupa lyia…

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rai, on April 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm said:

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larka foran apna land larki kay haat main day ker kehta
hai,,,,,,,,

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isay jahanum main dal do.

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- mian adnan, on December 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm said:
  
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kailash, on May 2, 2008 at 11:01 am said:

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sonya, on May 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm said:

18 saal ki larki se chakar chalne se sex hone tak…
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2. Main sharif larki hoon.

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4. Sirf eik bar milon gi.

5. Kuch karna nahi.

6. Koi deikh le ga.

7. Bus uper se kar lo.

8. Panty mat utaro.

9. Bas eik bar hi karwaun gi.

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11. Bohot lamba hai.

12. Main itna mota nahi le sakti.

13. Zor se mat dalna.

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adnan sadique, on May 8, 2008 at 5:26 pm said:

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18 saal ki larki se chakar chalne se sex hone tak…
18 NAKRAY

1. Mera picha mat karo.

2. Main sharif larki hoon.

3. Bus eik bar bolun gi ILU.

4. Sirf eik bar milon gi.

5. Kuch karna nahi.

6. Koi deikh le ga.

7. Bus uper se kar lo.

8. Panty mat utaro.

9. Bas eik bar hi karwaun gi.

10. Sharm aa rahi hai.

11. Bohot lamba hai.

12. Main itna mota nahi le sakti.

13. Zor se mat dalna.

14. Bohot dard ho raha hai.

15. Boobs ko chooso.

16. Kamar ko pakar kar dalo.

17. Zor se dhakka na maro.

18. Thaaak…

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- sureshnainwal, on December 21, 2010 at 12:49 pm said:
  
  18 saal ki larki se chakar chalne se sex hone tak…
  18 NAKRAY
  1. Mera picha mat karo.
  2. Main sharif larki hoon.
  3. Bus eik bar bolun gi ILU.
  4. Sirf eik bar milon gi.
  5. Kuch karna nahi.
  6. Koi deikh le ga.
  7. Bus uper se kar lo.
  8. Panty mat utaro.
  9. Bas eik bar hi karwaun gi.
  10. Sharm aa rahi hai.
  11. Bohot lamba hai.
  12. Main itna mota nahi le sakti.
  13. Zor se mat dalna.
  14. Bohot dard ho raha hai.
  15. Boobs ko chooso.
  16. Kamar ko pakar kar dalo.
  17. Zor se dhakka na maro.
  18. Thaaak…
  
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sonya, on May 14, 2008 at 7:32 am said:

70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style kyo hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.

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paysi choot, on May 16, 2008 at 5:13 pm said:

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, “I’m only here to listen to the music.”
“Yeah?” replied the man. “We’re only here to see our dog.”

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HINA, on May 19, 2008 at 3:45 am said:

Ahir, on April 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm Said:
Ek sardar ne apne bete ka naam pakistan rakha.
kisine puchha ye naam kis liye?
sardar bola logo ko dikhana chahta hu ke me
harroj pakistan ki maa chodta hu.

U IDIOT STUPID INDIAN HOW U CAN SAY THAT BAD ABOUT MY PAKISTAN…DONT CROSS UR LIMIT.BLOODY INDIAN..DONT SAY ANY MORE JOKE LIKE THIS…STUPID AHIR

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- PRINCE=====3O2, on September 5, 2009 at 6:31 pm said:
  
  u r totally right hina…i m with u for this act…u blody indian meet me at yahoo……www.prince_3o2@yahoo.com
  
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moosa, on May 19, 2008 at 3:24 pm said:

Girl:ek breazer dena

Salesman: size kya hai?

Girl: aap dekhao main check kr loon gi
salesman: ok

ye 38(size) ki hai

girl: nai choti
salsman: ye 36 (size) ki hai
Girl: is se choti dikhao
salesman: ye 34(size) ki hai
girl: nai is se bi choti
salesman: ye 32 (size)ki hai
girl: nai is se bi choti dikhao
salesman : sunnyplast hi laga lo DANA nikal aya ho ga

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moosa, on May 19, 2008 at 3:31 pm said:

Ahir, on April 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm Said:
Ek sardar ne apne bete ka naam pakistan rakha.
kisine puchha ye naam kis liye?
sardar bola logo ko dikhana chahta hu ke me
harroj pakistan ki maa chodta hu.

U IDIOT STUPID INDIAN HOW U CAN SAY THAT BAD ABOUT MY PAKISTAN…DONT CROSS UR LIMIT.BLOODY INDIAN..DONT SAY ANY MORE JOKE LIKE THIS…STUPID AHIR

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FARAZ AHMED BAJWA 0322-5734421, on May 20, 2008 at 8:19 am said:

Ek sardar ne apne bete ka naam HINDUSTAN rakha.
kisine puchha ye naam kis liye?
sardar bola logo ko dikhana chahta hu ke me
harroj HINADUSTAN ki maa chodta hu.

KIUN AHIR THEEK HAI NA…………..

WESEY TUM JASEO KO GALI DAINA BHI FAZOOL HAI
KIUN K TUM TO KHUD IK GALI HOON

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- pankaj, on December 30, 2010 at 3:22 pm said:
  
  madarchod hindustaan ka naam lega to behn k sath maa ko chod dunga……………..
  
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- tera baap, on January 10, 2011 at 11:33 pm said:
  
  teri maa ki chut behan k lode randi k bacche poore india k les ki paidaish apni maa k bhosde se nikle sade hue egg hijde k bacche apni behan ko bhej diyo humesha apne land ki ronak bana k rakhunga….. teri behan ki vegina main apna itni teji se daalooga ki uske muh se bahar aa jayega…..
  
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- sudhir, on October 25, 2011 at 10:22 am said:
  
  behan chodo nakal k siva tum pakistani or kuch jante ho…hindusthan ne tumhari 3 baar maa chodi fir b sabar nei hua apni behan aage kar dete ho..salo hindsthni land mai bahut dam hai tumhari maa b chodega or tumhari behan b chodenge or fir b nei mane to tumhe b….agar face to face hona ho to sudhir.dhiman14@facebook.com pe mil liyo ma chudani keyo…..
  
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- RAJ JADON, on April 14, 2012 at 3:51 pm said:
  
  saale harami ki aulad GANDU…
  BHosdi ke sale etna Maar padegi…..bhosdi ke agr kbi sapne me bhi socha HINDUSTAN ke bare me to madar chod…….JANTA bhi he HINDUSTAN ki Takat ko sadi hue CHUT ke kide…..sale tere pakistan ki MAA KI………….. BAHAN KI…………..
  
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hina, on May 22, 2008 at 3:04 am said:

U R RIGHT FARAZ AHMED BAJWA.THEY NEVER KNOW HOW TO RESPECT A COUNTRY.THEY DONT RESPECT THIER COUNTRY THAT’S Y THEY DONT RESPECT OUR COUNTRY.BUT WE DO AND WE KNOW HOW TO GIVE THEM A LESSON.STUPID INDIANS.I M GLAD THAT SOMEBODY ELSE LOVE PAKISTAN BESIDE ME.THX =HINA

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- Imran ch, on October 7, 2009 at 4:58 am said:
  
  salam hi hina
  
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- OMER, on June 12, 2010 at 11:09 pm said:
  
  YEs hina you r right ….
  
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- Jitu, on July 7, 2011 at 12:44 pm said:
  
  Look who is saying what.
  You pakistanis are bloody terrorists.
  And terrorists should not have rights to talk about RESPECT.
  
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raja 123, on May 22, 2008 at 9:03 am said:

One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Paki : “hai.”>
Indian : “gand me dal de”
…and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
next day paki got a call….

Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
third day again paki got the call from the same Indian

Indian : “saria hai?”
Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and indian disconnects the call

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Mishty, on May 23, 2008 at 12:43 am said:

Gabber: Aay Basanti chadi utaar

Veeru: Nahiin Basanti chadi mat utarna

Basanti: Tu fikar mat kar Veeru, maine to chadi pehni hi nahi hai . . .

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pappu khabri, on May 23, 2008 at 5:36 pm said:

sardar ji beech raaste mein kuch kadaai lekar kuch bana raha tha..

man : kya bana rahe ho..

sardar : chutiya bana raha hu …

hahaha

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shoaib khan, on May 27, 2008 at 11:12 am said:

vajpai was talking about family planning in parliamenthouse.
laloo got angry and stood up., and said…..
wen u dont play the game.dont make the rule…..
………….
three ladies enjoying gups….
1st …mere pati pura hath daal dete hai.
2nd…mere pati to ek hath aur ek tang daal dete hai.
3rd…salwar utha kar boli suno ji zara bahar aana.
…………..
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aa..aa…. aao…..na….jaa…n…chu…chu…..chu……
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chod le par chu chu na kar.
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1st-murde ke muth marna.
2nd-macchhar ka condom banana.
3rd-kutiya ki bra banana
4th-ziraf ki gaand marna…..
…………….
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jae..
pandu ne kaha just wait becaz gaandu abhi msg padh raha hai.
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ijaz, on May 28, 2008 at 4:10 am said:

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Sheraz, on May 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm said:

Sardar to air hostess: ” Mujhay Doodh Chahiye
air hostess opens her breast and give in sardar;s mouth .
Sardar ” asha howa Sali Say pani Nahi mang leaya.

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Aasim Chauhadry, on June 4, 2008 at 9:29 am said:

Qutub Minar ko dekh kar Kabir ne farmaya….Qutub Minar ko dekh kar Kabir ne farmaya….
Dharti maa to aurat thi, phir lauda kahan se aaya

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tanveer, on June 4, 2008 at 7:13 pm said:

lun our pani apna rasta khud bna leta hai
ghreeb our mama kise waqat be pekre ja sakta hai
sanp our phudi jeha mile mar do
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jazbat our mumay jitne daboo utna hi ubharte hai
mesla our lun kise waqat be kherda ho sakta hai

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tanveer, on June 4, 2008 at 7:17 pm said:

Man 2 Chemist:
Mujhe White colour ka
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Chemist:White kyon?
MAn:Meri Padosan ka
pati mar gaya hai
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karne jana hai.

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- shyam kedia, on March 24, 2010 at 10:29 am said:
  
  nice sms
  
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- khan, on November 17, 2009 at 9:29 am said:
  
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  .
  .
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  .
  .
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  .
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  Hanso to
  phoolon ko bhi tum pe pyar aye.
  
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ayesha, on July 5, 2008 at 5:28 pm said:

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- Heera Panna, on June 25, 2010 at 7:40 pm said:
  
  Hello Ayesha
  Send me an email.
  We can catch up for chat.
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- shiv, on May 19, 2011 at 3:48 am said:
  
  hello,
  18 saal ki larki se chakar chalne se sex hone tak…
  18 NAKRAY
  
  1. Mera picha mat karo.
  
  2. Main sharif larki hoon.
  
  3. Bus eik bar bolun gi ILU.
  
  4. Sirf eik bar milon gi.
  
  5. Kuch karna nahi.
  
  6. Koi deikh le ga.
  
  7. Bus uper se kar lo.
  
  8. Panty mat utaro.
  
  9. Bas eik bar hi karwaun gi.
  
  10. Sharm aa rahi hai.
  
  11. Bohot lamba hai.
  
  12. Main itna mota nahi le sakti.
  
  13. Zor se mat dalna.
  
  14. Bohot dard ho raha hai.
  
  15. Boobs ko chooso.
  
  16. Kamar ko pakar kar dalo.
  
  17. Zor se dhakka na maro.
  
  18. Thaaak…
  
  Reply
  - Roop, on March 10, 2012 at 6:31 pm said:
    
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Adeel, on July 10, 2008 at 12:45 pm said:

Girl to mom:-
Girl:-mama jub samne wala larka mere taraf dekhta hi mera brezer tait ho jata hi
mom:- dont wori jub samne wala larka ay tum apna berezer kholna salay ka under weir tait ho jay ga

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Arz kia hi:
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harish, on July 15, 2008 at 12:25 pm said:

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 5:17 am said:

Aik sardar ne USA ke bar mein Ladki ka putla dekha, Jis ke mun mein paisey daalne aur Mummay dabanay se us ki phuddi se botal nikal aati thi.

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Botal ander hi tor ditti.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 5:18 am said:

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Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho k 4th mien aya 4th se 3rd or
3rd se 2nd

Sardar biwi se bola
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Srdar Ghar k Bahir shirt utar k khra tha Ek Admi Guzrty hoy

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 5:19 am said:

Pathan: Yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha.

Dost: To un k pechay kyun nahi gae.

Pathan: Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hui thi.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 5:20 am said:

1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
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Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 5:20 am said:

Pathan apni girlfriend se: Dilbahar! Hum tumko GIFT main Pant dega.

Girlfriend khush ho kar: Oh waqai Khan?

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 5:21 am said:

Ek Pathan larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega.

Larki: Woh kese?

Pathan: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.
Hum bachay ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhay ga.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 5:21 am said:

Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 5:22 am said:

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
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Sardar ne 1 party mein 8 “Naan” khaye to Sardar ko Qabaz ho gai.

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ya Naan kad ley!

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1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.

Pathan Bola:
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Ek Ameer Ghareeb se: Ye tumhara Lun itna bara kyun hai ?

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Pathan Gadhe ko Chodne laga to BV ne dkh lya

BiVi:Tmhe sharm nai aati aise kam krte hue

Pathan:Sharm kis bat ki,ab tere chakr me purani Yari to nhi chor skta.

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Zindagi ki Race main 1st Aany k liye Hamesha ye soch kar Bhago k Pechy saray Pathan hain,
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Or

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To

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.
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Kon sa Bacha?
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Dudh pilate hue ek aurat garam ho gye

Us ne sexy awaz bna kr pucha: kuch aur b chahye tu btao

Pthan: Agr sath busicuit b mil jaen tu mza dubala ho jye ge..

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Husband:
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Teacher:kiun?

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apni mother sai kehti he Ap ne jo bed
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Mother: Tu ab bata rahi hai ?

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Air hostess opened her brea*t & gave nip*le in Sardar’s mouth.

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1 pathan condom lene medical store par

gaya or condom ka nam bhol gaya. Dukandar:

kia chahiay?

Pathan (apna dick table pe rakh kar) :

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wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?

larki: koi bahar ka tha

wakeel: woh kaisay?

larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

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Teri rahon k jo andheray hen wo mere hen

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Is liye nhi k aap khush rehna chahty hain

Balke

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Us ka jawab meray waste sawal raha,

Jo ak pal ke bicharne ko mout kehta tha,

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Wo na aaye un ki yaad aa kar wafa kar gai,
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Aahat hui to socha Asar Dua kar gai.
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Hamari aana ko gawara na tha k Muhabbat maang kar laty
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Ik muddat tk es dil ki beqararian na gaen
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Khud ko uski muhabbat k qabil na samjha Wrna !
Tot k usy aisa chahty k khud ko bhula daty

Kabhi azma k dakhta us ki khuahishon ki khatir
Us k qadmo main bikhar jaty uski rahon ko saja daty!

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Wo humari bebasi ka mazak bnate gae,
Ek hum hi the jo phir b muskrate gae,

Sar-e-Bazaar bik raha tha PYAR hmara,
Or ik wo the jo humari kimat giratey gae.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 6:14 am said:

BAAP: allama iqbaal kon they?

Beta:pata nahi.

Baap: school jao to pta chale na.

Beta: Yaquob uncle kon hain?

Baap: pta nahi.

Beta: Ghar jaldi aao to pata chale na……

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saanta: meri bivi zero meter he.

baanta: tujhe kese pta he.

saanta: shadi se pehle mujhe 4 logo ne check kar k mujhe bta diya tha k maal to zero meter he.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:21 am said:

aisa kon sa lafz he k jise agr bachey boley to acha lagta he or agr barey boley to bura

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SHER ARZ HE JI

us ki aankho me kabhi ghor se dekha he faraz,

us ki aankho me kabhi ghor se dekha he faraz,

ya phir garebaan me hi jhaank jhaank kar umar guzaar di….

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:25 am said:

1 AADMI APNI WIFE SE:
jaan kea kabhi tumhara dil chahta he k tum mard hoti?

BIWI: Nahi ! magar mera dil ye zaroor chahta he k kaash k tum mard hootey..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:28 am said:

GIRL: jaanu mere mu me daalo
me choosu gi

BOY: nahi nahi agar tum kha gai to me kea karu ga.

GIRL: tum doosri cornito lelena………………

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:31 am said:

Ae hawa,

Tujhe qasam he,

Chandni raato ki,

Ab k baar us k paas se guzro to

sargoshio me
usko itna bata dena k

Aap ki qameez chutter me phansi hui he…

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:33 am said:

TEACHER: batao wo konsi cheez he jo tum roz daikh to sakte ho magar pakar nahi sakte?

STUDENT: sharmaate hue bola

MISS! AAP K MAMME….

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:36 am said:

MERE BHAIO………….

larkio ko izzat do

q k aaj agar tum in ko izzat do ge

to

kal ko ye bhi apni izzat tum ko daingi…

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:39 am said:

Sardaarni ko delivery k baad stiches lag rahe they ..

Sardaar window se daikh raha tha..

Or sharma kar Dr se bola….

Pooora mat see dena g
doctor sahib.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:41 am said:

TEACHER: larki or aenak me kea fark he?

STUDENT: Sir! faraq to koi nahi q k
istemaal k waqt dono ki hi taangain kholni parti hain.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:47 am said:

GIRL 1: ye larke apna mobile paint me q rakhte hain?

GIRL 2: q k unki paint me signal full aate hain..

GIRL 1: wo kese?

GIRL 2: q k tower jo nazdeek hota he..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:50 am said:

2 GIRLS IN BUS

1st: oh god mere pese chori ho gae.

2nd: magar tu to pese apne braizer me rakhti he…..

1st: mujhe kea maloom tha k saala chori kar raha he..!

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:55 am said:

wo konsi cheez he jo agar betha ho to peyaar se us pe haath pherne se wo khara ho jata he?

socho socho?

mujhe malum he k aap logo k zehen me kea aaya hoga!

u dirty mind;
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answer he

betha hua bakra.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 7:59 am said:

MAN: tumhari wife gum ho gai he to tu ne police ko q nahi bataya!

SARDAR: wo is liye k jab mera motorcycle gum hua tha to police walo ne 15-20 din istemaal kar k wapis kia tha.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:01 am said:

1 pathan ko zor ki hichki aai to uska paad b nikal gea…

PATHAN: o khocha lagta he humko gul bano k saath saath gul khan ne b yaad kia he..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:03 am said:

2 pathaan ek saath ek hi bathroom me naha rahe they k
ek k haath se soap slip ho kar gir gea

magar dar k maare uthaya kisi ne nahi…..!!!

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:06 am said:

MOLVI SAHIB JUMMAH K KHUTBE ME: aaj kal cabel k channel boht kharaab aarahe hain.

to ek pathan foran bola

PATHAN: nahi molvi sahib hamare ghar pe to saaf aarahe hain,
aap apna cable ka wire check karo…

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:09 am said:

PATHAN 2 DR|: doctor sahib hamara shadi ko 3 saal ho gea magar hamara bach nahi ho raha..

DR: yeh to bari preshani wali baat he aap ek kaam karo apne life partner ko bulao…

PATHAN: acha !

“oe javed khan ander aajao”

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:15 am said:

ek pathan ko restaurant me boht hi tight paad aagea!!
usne socha k wese b music boht hi taiz awaz me baj raha he!
to usne zor se paad maar dia,j
cofee ka ghont bhar kar jab sar uthaya to saari public usi ko ghoor rahi thi
achank usey yaad aaya k

music to wo handsfree pe sun raha tha….

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:17 am said:

ek pathan pe bijli ki taar gir gai!!
pathan bechara tarap tarap kar marne hi waala tha k usey yaad aaya k

lite to 2 din se band he.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:20 am said:

ek pathan ko uska susar sarey bazar joote maar raha tha
to logo ne pooch k q maar rahey ho

to pathan ka sasur bola: is ki biwi ne hospital se isko sms kia ke mubark ho tum baap ban gae ho to is ne
wo sms apne tamaam dosto ko forward kar dia…

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:22 am said:

HUSBAND: aaj me tumharey kaan me daalu ga

WIFE: nahi agar me behri ho gai to

HUSBAND: aaj tak goongi hui kea!

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:25 am said:

SARDAR TO SARDARNI

SARDAR: aaj hamari shadi ko poore 5 saal ho gae hain
ek baat bata tjhe in 5 saalo me tujhe chudai ka maza kis din aaya?

SARDARNI: sharmaate hue! jab aap mumbai gae hue they>>

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:27 am said:

HUSBAND:dekho darling me tumhare liye banana,cacumber,mooli,carrot le kar aaya hu..

WIFE: kea aap kahi bahir ja rahe hain..?

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:29 am said:

1 SARDAR: yaar museebat k waqt gadhe ko b baap banana parta he.

2 SARDAR: yaar bari himmat he teri ma ki jo maan b jaati he..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:32 am said:

mere jawaan bhaio kal polio ka last din he aap sab log b waha waqt pe pohoch jana

q k aap ki b 3rd taaang choti reh gai he.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:33 am said:

aaj me aap logo ko salaad banane ka tariqa btao ga!!!

ek kheera lain

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.agar dard de raha he to nikaal lo>>

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:36 am said:

girls niche kea pehnti hain?

jaldi jawab do>

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chappal pehnti hain

mene niche pocha tha under nahi.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:41 am said:

EK LARKA SHADI K DAFTAR PHONE KARTA HE!!

larka: mere dono baazu nahi hain kea meri shadi ho sakti he..?

larki: G bilkul ho sakti he..

larka: meri dono taaange b nahi hain..

larki: phir b ho sakti he..

larka: mera ek kaaan b nahi he…

larki: kea aap ka lund salaamat he.?

larka: G usi se to number dial kia he…

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:43 am said:

ek baba cinema me hans raha tha

saath bethe aadmi ne pooch k

baba g kea baat he?

baba bola: beta aaj 20 saal k baad mera khara hua he..

aadmi bola: baba ji aap ne ghalti se mera pakar rakha he…

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:46 am said:

husband: aaj karne do

wife: no

husband:jewllery le kar du ga

wife: no

husband: new ghar le kar du ga

wife:no

beta uth kar bola: papa meri maar or mujhe cycle dila de..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:49 am said:

chalti bus me jaga na milne par ek bachi ko baba ji ne apni god me bitha liya

kuch der k baad bachi khari hui or gussey se boli:

baba ji ya to mujhe bitha lo ya phir isko..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:51 am said:

wo apni bebasi ka qissa kis kis ko sunata faraz………

gand ka opration tha or doctor pathan nikla……..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:54 am said:

ek bacha ghar se maar kha kar
ghusse me school ja raha tha
k
raaste me kisi ne rok kar pooch

beta parthe ho?

bacha: kea aap uniform me gand marwane jaate they…

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 8:57 am said:

ek pagal nanga ja raha tha

k paas se ek oorat guzri

or us oorat ki nazar pagal k lund pe pari jo k boht bra or mota tha..

oorat boli: yeh mulk khaak tarakki kre ga jo kaam k bande hain

wo pagal hain.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 1:42 pm said:

boy 1: yaar teri bivi mujhe dekh kar hans rahi thi mujhe to wo kharab lagti he

boy 2: nahi yaar shaadi ki raat usne poocha tum ne kabhi kisi k saath sex kia he?
to mene tera btaya tha

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 1:46 pm said:

pathaan ki gand pe chot lagi to wo aaine ke saamne khara ho kar us pe marham laga raha tha …
itne me uska lund khara ho gea to pathan bola……

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ooe niche beth ye apni hi gaand he.

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boy: bhai sahib ek condom dena girl friend ko gift karna he.

drug suplier: kea is per cover charha du?

boy: nahi nahi yaar ..yahi to cover he gift to mere paas he!

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 1:54 pm said:

kaalia: thakur ka kea karna he sardaar?

gabbar: saale k dono haath kaat do or din me 3-3 dafa triple dikhao
khud hi trap trap k mar jae ga..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm said:

kabhi kabhi choti si lulli b cheekhain nikaal deti he

yaqeen nahi aata na…..

apni lulli pe zara hathora maar kr dekho…

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 1:59 pm said:

shaadi ki pehli raat ko husband apni bivi ki choot me ungli daalta he to bivi sharma kar kehti he

jaanu ek ungli or daalo..

husband: tu ne kea seeti bajani he.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 2:01 pm said:

major sohail: yaar suhaag raat kesi guzri?

sardaar: yaar bra maza aaya..

major sohial: yaar phir b thora bta to sahi..

sardaar: yaar pehli dafa nangi larki dekhi uff
3 dafa muth maari.!

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 2:08 pm said:

pathaan apni bivi se: wo tumhara bara bara gol gol kidhar he
jo larkio k aage hota hain..

biwi: khaan sahib kabhi seedha litaaya ho to nazar aae na..

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 2:11 pm said:

wife: peshey nahi aage daalte hain.

husband: tujhe kese pata he

wife: mera friend mere aage daalta tha

husband: tu chup kar ,mera dost to mere peeche daalta tha.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 2:14 pm said:

larki: doctor sahib mere seene me boht dard he

doctor: ham har beemari ka ilaaj choos kar karte hain

ek dum se khirki khuli or ek pathaan ne sar nikaal kar kaha: hamara b pishaab band he doctor sahib.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 2:17 pm said:

girl: lund kesa hota he?

boy: kisi ka chota , kisi ka lamba, kisi ka mota, kisi ka patla
kuch logo ka sakht or kuch logo ka naram…

girl hans kar boli: lagta he saari umar gaand hi marwaate rahe ho.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 2:22 pm said:

2 hours larki ki lene k baad pathaan bola
darling ab tum mujhe 3 hours tak dekh nahi paao gi

larki: kea hua thak gae kea?

pathaan: nahi jaanu ! ab zara palat jao.

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Arshad Mehmood, on July 11, 2010 at 2:25 pm said:

mard ka underware ek mithai ki dukaan he

jisme ek creem roll he,

2 gulaab jaamun he,

kuch suwayaan b hain,

or to or

khushi k mooqe par kheer b milti he.

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or

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magar jo sms mene kiye hain or karu ga
unki takkar k sms aap me se koi nahi kar sakta

ye challange he mera…

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Mere muslims bhio ko salaam :

asal me me aap logo se boht kuch kehna chahta hu or yeh tawaqo rakhta hu k aap zaroor kabhi fursat ya tanhai me ye soche ge ya ghor karain ge or phir
aap jis kadar mumkin ho muslims k damagh me ye baat bithain ge k hum kea hain,
pehli baat to yeh he k hum kea is dunya me sirf ye khaana peena or mooj masti karne aae hain ya hamara maqsad koi or he kabhi is cheez pe ghor kia he
kher asal mozu ki taraf aata hu dunya daari apni jagah or mazhab apni jagha
aap log to jaante hi hoonge k pakistan q bana magar ye hindu or indians muslims b shayad yeh nahi jaante k kio bna
to me batata hu ” asal me muslim pe shuru se hi yeh hindu zulm karte hue aae hain or aaj tak kisi na kisi bahane ye zulm kar rahe hain or ta qiyamat karin ge q k surah baqra me jab hamara khuda hamse keh raha he k ye kaafir,gher muslim kabhi b tumhaare nahi ho sakte ye sirf mu pe hi khush nazar aae ge magar in k dilo me ta qiyamat muslmaano k liye nafrat hi rahe gi
yeh hamari soch he k hum boht jald dhoka kha jaate hain k yeh hamareh kher khoa hain magar aisa kuch b nahi
boht se muslim in k rang me rang jaate hain kea kabhi inko b kabhi muslmaano k rang me dhalte dekha kise na
kal parso ek jagah parha k hinduo ne government se ipeel ki he k jo gaae mata ki qurbaani kare ga usko sarkaari tor pe sazae moot ya umar qed di jae
pakistan ki aazadi k baad in hiduo ne hazaro muslmaan oorato ki nazuk aiza kaat kr train me lahore pohnchwaae they or kaha the eid ul fitr ka tohfahe le lo
……..jaari he……..

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ALL MUSLIMS MERI B SUN LO........SADAA !, on July 15, 2010 at 8:32 am said:

us k baas 20,000 muslim khawateen ko aghwa kar k unka rape kia gea wo isliye k ye aaj k baad hinduo ko janam dain na k muslmaan ko
hamari masjidain shaheed kar di gai
or kashmeer me hamari muslim behno k saath kea ho raha he ye hindu fooji hamila oorato k bache nikaal kar unko wapisi daal dete hain bhai ko majboor karte hain k behen (sister) k saath zina karo
ya khuda yeh kea ho raha he muslim k saath or hum hain k dhooke ki patti aankho pe bandhi he
history utha kar dekho in k kaarnaamo ko,
inhi cheezo ko dekh kar muslmaano ne apna ek alag or aazaad muslim mulk banaya jise allah ta qiyaamat qaaim o daaim rakhe ga aaameen!
yahi cheez in indians ko gawara nahi yani hamari aazaadi or un se nijaat
afsoos k aaj indians muslims b hinduo k saath ho kar pakistanio ko kam ter nazar se dekhte hain
aaj mazhab koi ehmiat nahi rakhta qoom parasti ehmiyat rakhti he
example agar indian hindu agar pakistani muslim se jhagra kar raha he to indian muslim waha aajae to wo kis ki taraf daari kare ga
woh hindu k saath mil k 2 mazid us pakistani ko thok de ga bhale ghalti uski na b ho
wajah ye ho gi k wo pakistani he bas…
me yaha saudia me hu mere yaha kai indian friends hain pr paki b
100% me se 10% aise honge jo pakistani ko pasand karte hain
baat baat pe taane
wese kam to hamare pakistani bhai b nahi hain
lehaza meri aap logo se guzaarish he zindagi ki enjoy apni jagha magar mazhab par b ghor do bhaio
hamare indian muslim bhai boht se abhi mazhab se boht peeche hain jinhai kuch islaam ka maalum nahi or apni taraf se ya suni sunai hadees beyaan kar dete hain or usko khabar b nahi rehti k kab wo islaam se khaarij ho gea
me apne mulk pakistan or pakio se bhot mohabbat karta hu or tamaam muslims se
is liye yeh sab likha he
q k is site pe b boht se paki or indians aate hain
mera maqsad kisi muslim ka dil dukhana nahi he agar koi baat buri lagi ho indian ya paki muslim ko to muaaf kijiye ga
or meri baato ko sochne k liye zra waqt zroor nikaliye ga
khuda haafiz

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ALL MUSLIMS MERI B SUN LO........SADAA !, on July 15, 2010 at 8:51 am said:

or ek cheez
khaas kar pakistanio se
woh yeh k ye firqo k chakkar se nikal jao warna haqiqat me gumrah ho jao ge zra ghor to karo har firqa yeh maanta he k wo haq pe he or baaqi sab gumraah hain is liye kisi k chakkar me na paro bazaar se tafseer wala quraan or sahih bukhari or muslim sharif le kar aao
q k in books pe sab hi firqe muttafiq hain
le kar aao or khud parho or dekho k mazhab kea he
or yeh qabroo or mazaaro k chakkar me na pro jo maangna he allah se maango q k jo tum kisi or se maango ge to tub bhi allah hi dega or jab direct allah se maango ge to tab bhi wahi de ga
bus ye shetaan or us k chelo ne gumrah kar dia he
yaha saudia me hamari nabi ki qabar he jo k bilkul matti ka dhair he or waha kharey b nahi honey detey kisi ko or na maangne ya qabar ko choomne dete hain
q k yah cheez na hamare nabi se saabit he or na hadees se or na kisi sahaba se
agar aisa kuch hota to jese doosre masail saamne hain wese ye b hota k mazaaro pe ja k maango ya sajda karo
agar parhe likhe ho or khuda ne aqal di he to khud hi koi raah nikaalo
kabhi fursat mil jaae to utha kar parh lo in kitaabo ko b
aaj hamare or gher musli k mazhab me kea farq reh gea he
aaj hum logo ne b murdo or bejaano ko poojna shuru kar dia he
khaas kar oorato ne

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