A Small Collection Of Husband and Wife Jokes !

Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.”
The judge asked, “How do you know ?” She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”
Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the [...]

Cool SMS Collection !

Some things are left undone,
 some words are left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
 
If I met you on tomorrow
I would still give you my heart If you should say,
“do you still love me?” I’d say,
“Till death do us part”
Best wishes to [...]

Ekdum Filmy Love Letter

When I am: Kareeb
There is only: Khamoshi
I want to speak: Dil Se
That’s my kind of: Ishq
I want this to be: Gupt
As I always have: Darr

That I will loose you: Sajani
And that would be great: Sadma
I am your: Mr.Aashique
But sometimes bit: Deewana
Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
In this : [...]

Boys anticipation for sex with girlfriend !

A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. 
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so [...]

Must Hindi Shayari SMS Messages Part 2 !

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,
yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;
shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum,
itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon [...]