Why divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.”

“But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.”

The judge asked, “How do you know ?” She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”

Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”

“Samy! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”

Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? “

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

Why?

” Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I’d be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man’s arms.

” Why, Dad ? Tell me why!” Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, Son, she didn’t get the fax.”

Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.

Now after ten years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”

“Why complain?” said the counselor. “You’re still getting the same service!”

Talk About Husband

One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?”

Some things are left undone,
 some words are left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
 
If I met you on tomorrow
I would still give you my heart If you should say,
“do you still love me?” I’d say,
“Till death do us part”

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
 
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
 
I’ll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You’ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
 
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you.
 
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
 So, this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay…
 
I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true.
 
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
 
Sometimes,
my mind asks. Why I miss you?
Why I care for you? Why I remember you?
Why I text you? Then my heart answered,
Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you’re smiling! =)

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won’t miss out letting you know
that life is worth living with someone like you around.
 
 
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,
the brain’s natural painkillers. So,
if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself,
I can lend you my mirror.
 
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth,
 but in having friend like you – a precious gift from God.
 
No life ever grows great until it is focused,
dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
 
Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care. Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore.
 
Love isn’t a decision,
it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love,
then, life would be much simpler,
 but then less magical.

It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt…
 
I’m sorry for blaming you…
For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i
 
Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps…

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…
 
Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE…
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted…
But… It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU…

1+1=2 eyes look at u…
12+12=24 hours thinking about u…
3+4=7 days in week missing u…
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
 
Touch ur heart
Close ur eyes
Make a wish
Say good nite
sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light
sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz
SWeet DreAms…
 
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely..
Have a lovely day n life!**

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other…
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time…

When I am: Kareeb

But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha

A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. 

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. 

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” 

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. 

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.” 

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!

Soft drinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain
par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki….
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

1Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Aasman me itne tare ho ki
asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai…

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!

is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai…!!

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to
hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!

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