Ekdum Filmy Love Letter !

When I am: Kareeb

There is only: Khamoshi

I want to speak: Dil Se

That’s my kind of: Ishq

I want this to be: Gupt

As I always have: Darr

That I will loose you: Sajani

And that would be great: Sadma

I am your: Mr.Aashique

But [...]

A Few Definitions

School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.
Nurse:  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of [...]

Munnabhai with Circuit strikes again!

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
 
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
 
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
 
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane [...]

When Our Cricketers Die !

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old,are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do everyday.
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, “Do you think there’s cricket in heaven?”

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies,

“I [...]

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created.

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his [...]