Note : I recommend making a copy of you “Boot.ini“ first, just in case you do something wrong and your window is not booting, restart and when your pc is in post(the black screen) press F8 and boot in safe mode, and replace the “Boot.ini“ with your backup of “Boot.ini“ and it should get back to its former state.

All of us are accustomed to seeing the Windows XP logo at system startup
but how about getting a custom message at first before the logo appears?

Heres how to do it. Its easy and simple. Please don’t mess it up until n unless you’re DUMB enough.

Click start,then run.

Erase whatever is there and copy and paste this

[boot loader]
timeout=5
default=multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOW S
[operating systems]
multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOWS=”Write your message”/fastdetect
C:\=”write your message”

Write whatever you want in between the quotes this will display for 5 seconds before windows starts

*if you have installed windows in any partition other than C: replace the number after the last brackets of

multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)

Use
1 for c:\
2 for d:\ and so on

If you want to create more lines just write

d:\=”……”
e:\=”…..”

After editing the file “Boot.ini” save it and restart the system to see how it goes.

Sample:

[boot loader]
timeout=10
default=multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOW S
[operating systems]
multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)\WINDOWS=”This PC will blow in”/fastdetect
C:\=”10 seconds”
D:\=”Shut it down”
E:\=”Or run for your LIFE”

Try it and next time when friends comes to see your PC I bet they will be astonished.

Why divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.”

“But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.”

The judge asked, “How do you know ?” She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”

Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”

“Samy! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”

Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? “

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

Why?

” Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I’d be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man’s arms.

” Why, Dad ? Tell me why!” Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, Son, she didn’t get the fax.”

Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.

Now after ten years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”

“Why complain?” said the counselor. “You’re still getting the same service!”

Talk About Husband

One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?”

If you want to hide the floppy disk drive in your computer ?

Then here is a way for you to go:

1.Open Registry Editor by typing regedit in Run.
2.click HKEY_CURRENT_USER->software->Microsoft.
3.Then click Windows->CurrentVersion->Policies->Explorer
4.Create a new Dword Value name it as NoDrives
5.Assign it a value equal to 1
6.Exit the Editor & Reboot the PC.

This Trick Is Not Tried By Me !!!

So !!

Try at your own risk

Enjoy…

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