My Dard Bhari Shayari SMS Messages !

ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai,
ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai,
mante hai hum jinhe manzil
apni humsafar unka koi aur hota hai.

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaroo
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaroo
Kya huwa jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaroo…..

Hamne tho umr guzaar-di tanhaai main
seh liye situm teri judaai main
abh-to yeh faryaad hai khudha se
koi aur na tarpe—-teri bewafaai main~

Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya

Matt puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai?
tu sitam kar le,teri taqkat jaha tak hai,
wafe ki umeed jinhe hogi,unhe hogi,
humein toh dekhna hai,
tu zalim kaha tak hai?

aaj ki raat mera darde mohabbat sun le,
kap kapaate hue hontho ki shikayat sun le
aaj izhare khayalat ka mouqa de de
ham tere shahar me aaye hai musafir ki tarah

Jan kar bhi tum mujhe jan na paye,
aaj tak tum mujhe pehchan na paye,
khud hi ki hai bewafai hum ne,
ta ki tujh pe koi iljaam na aaye…

Jo dil se karib ho use rusva nahi karte,
Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhengi,
apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte… …….

Meri Chahat ne Use Khushi De di,
Badle Me Usne Mujhe Sirf Khamoshi De di.
Khuda Se Dua Mangi Marne Ki,
Lekin Usne Bi Tadapne Ke Liye Zindagi De di …….

Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi.

Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay
Esha nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate
Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey
Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay

Har ek muskuruhat muskan Nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti,
aansu gam ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan aasan nahi hoti…

Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi,
who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi,
kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte,
karte to hain magar humse nahi.

Jinki raahon mein humne bhichai the sitare;
Unse kehte hai harpal aansuon ke sahare;
Ho gaye hai saare shikwe kitne kinare;
Magar phir bhi kyun woh hua na humare!

Mayoos mat hona, yeh aik guna hota hai
Milta vahi hai jo kismat main likha hota hai
Har cheez milhe humain, yeh zaroori tou nahi
Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan mein hota hai

Samajh aata nahi humein tera, dil lagane ka sabab …
Muskurane ka sabab, humein rulane ka sabab …
Mere rahoon mein aksar bichhata raha hai phool …

Samajh aata nahi kaante phir bichhane ka sabab …
Marna ka tere gham me irada nahin
Hain ishq magar itna zayada bhi nahin
Ajeeb dastane dastoor hai duniya kai

Jahan har raaj chupana padta hai
Dil mein hazaro zakm rehne par bhi
Chehre se muskuranna padta hai
Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay

Asa nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate
Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey
Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay
log laut jate hain aansuon ko dekh kar jai lehren

Poetry SMS Collection !

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.
 
 
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….
 
 
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
 
 
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe
 
 
Phool juda hai kato se,
Khushbu se nahi,
Hum juda hai unse,
Magar dil se nahi.
 
 
 Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.
 
 
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!
 
 
Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.
 
 
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
 
 
Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……
 
 
Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.

Short SMS Jokes !

Friendship is a network tht needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! juz dont switchoff ur Heart.!

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!

2 days of powrcut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was “Delhi metro statin where families of Banta n Santa were stuck for 48 hrs on…. Escalators

He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!

“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?” “Please wait someone else is using it.”

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but not near girl’s college .. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow….
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat?
A: Fast food

hey listen she asked me ur details…so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon…. her name is smile…. i think she came.

2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN

Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you ……. Priceless!!!

Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Nazar ne nazar Shayries !

Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, rahe dono ek dam khamosh par phir bhi baat karli. Kuch samay baad Mohabbat ki fiza ko tab jana jab khud ko akela paya, aur tab mere in aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li.

Wo to diwani thi muje tanha chhod gayi, khud na ruk saki to apna saya chod gayi.dukh nahi gum is baat ka hai, ankho se karke wada bato se tod gayi..

Apni to mohobbat ki itni si kahani hai,Tuti hui kashti thera hua pani hai,Ek phool kitabo mein dam tod chuka hai,Magar kuch yaad nahi aata ye kiski nishani hai.

Tare asman me chamkte hai,badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai.Hum bhi kitne nadan hai, aap dil me rehte hai aur hum aapse milne ko tarste hai.

Vaade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hai, zakhm muft aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye hai.Is se badhkar wafadari ki misaal kya hogi maut se pehle vo kafan le aaye
hai.

Unka vaada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
isi umeed par hum jiye jayenge.
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyara hai,
kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.

Gamo me husne walo ko rulaya nahit jata,lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,banane wale ban jate hai apne., kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata.

Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai
Kiran nikalne se pahle gulab dekhe hai
Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai
Gale mein uske khuda ki ajib barkat hai
Wo bolta hai to ek roshni si hoti hai

Pyar ka to dushman zamana hai,har ashiq k pyar ka apna hi fasana hai,Sabko pata hai Aansu hi milte hai pyar me,fir B na jane kyu har koi pyar me Deewana
hai.

Ek gair se mujhe itna pyar kyun hai,inkar karne par bhi mujhe ikrar kyun hai,meri takder mein tujhe milna nahi shayad,phir bhi har mod par tera Intjar
kyun hai?

Java Interview by Banta !

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a ___Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.


Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow

Heart Touching Shayaris

” jindagi mai kabhi pyaar mat karna,
ho jaye to inkaar mat karna,
nibha sako to isme kadam rakhna,
Varna kisi ki jindagi barbad mat karna.”

” Chaand utara tha hamare aangan,
par taaro ko ye gawaara na tha,
ham to kar dete taaro se bhi bagawat ,
par kya kare, woh chaand hi hamara na tha”

” Har raat nashe me hote hai,
aur raat gujar jaati hai,
ek din aisa ayega,
raat nashe mai hogi, aur ham gujar jaayenge”

” Dil ke aangan se chand ka didar ho gaya,
mai uska deewana ho gaya,
chaand badlo me kho gaya,
maine badal hatne ka intezaar kiya,
tab tak chaand kisi or ka ho gaya”

“Dil na lagana kisi se,
dard hi paoge,
biti baato ko yaad karke,
rote hi najar aaoge,
karni hai to sirf DOSTI karo,
HAmesha ummid se Dugna paoge”

Now That`s love !

Have you have wondered
If, how, when and where,
You would ever find true love
And find someone who cared?

 

Sometimes it takes a lifetime
And sometimes you never do,
But special things take a while
If they`re really true.

 

It didn`t take a lifetime,
But pain, hurt and strife
And now that I found you
I know it was all worth the time.

 

You love me unconditionally
So real and so true
So now I have to wonder,
How did I live without you?

 

You bring me joy and happiness
In everything you do
And I just want to thank you
And send all my love to you!